JJ WATT CALL ME LAST NIGHT!

[dikembe]

HELLO GUYS
COOL WIN LAST NIGHT NO?
LAST NIGHT, JJ WATT GIVE DIKEMBE CALL AFTER GAME

IT GO LIKE THIS

"HELLO DIKEMBE. I AM JJ WATT. I JUST GOT DONE FOOTBALL PLAY NOW I GO SMASH HEAD INTO BRICK WALL AND SCREAM BECAUSE IM THAT GUY"
"HELLO JJ HOW DID PLAY BALL GO? PATRIOT WERE WITHOUT TOM AND JIMMY GAROP, MUST HAVE BEEN EASY GAME FOR YOU NO?"
"WELL DIKEMBE I WAS TOO FOCUSED ON RACING CHEETAH IN THE AFRICA SAVANNAH TO REALLY CARE ABOUT SUCH AN EASY GAME. I ASSUMED THEY WOULD JUST RUN WILD PANTHER"
"AH BUT YOU MUST HAVE HAD MANY SACK NO? AS YOU ARE BEST DEFENSIVE PLAYER AND MVP ACCORDING TO WORLDWIDE SPORT LEADER IN TELEVISION ENTERTAINMENT ESPN NO?"
"AH, I SIMPLY WAS TOO BUSY LIFTING FORD F1500 TRUCKS AND THROWING THEM ACROSS JUNKYARD TO REALLY CARE"
"OH OK JJ. WELL I HOPE DOC. OCKSWEILER PLAYED WELL BECAUSE HE SURE DOES MAKE LOTS OF DOUGH"
"DIKEMBE YOU ******* DO YOU WANT TO RACE ME OR HAVE A LIFTING CONTEST? TALKING ALL THIS SH*T MAN I DONT APPRECIATE IT. MEET ME ON THE BEACH AT SUNDOWN, WE'LL HAVE A SURVIVOR CHALLENGE"
*CLICKS*
WOW GUYS I GUESS HES REALLY ANGER!

 

[oldrover]

I heard a guy yelling exactly this point earlier today.






He was also pushing a shopping cart full of garbage.

 

[DaBronxPats14]

Breaking News:

 

[Uptown]

Breaking News:

Where are the other 5 cartons???

 

[Ross12]

"Doc Ocksweiler"

A Spider-Man reference lmfao, I love you Dikembe...

 

[farn]

It's just embarassing how much love JJ gets. Question : would Cannon & Karras/Mason contain LT in his prime ?

 

[IllegalContact]

I'd like to know why @chasa and @Wheelman didnt like that

 

[Off The Grid]

Well, that was silly.

Why would he call you last night...when your Name is clearly Dikembe??

 

[Tony2046]

Well, that was silly.

Why would he call you last night...when your Name is clearly Dikembe??

 

[oldrover]

I'd like to know why @chasa and @Wheelman didnt like that

We eagerly await your 'interrogation' of them!

 

[Kontradiction]

Two humorless people hit the dislike button on that one, huh?

 

[oldrover]

"You VILL share our humor!"

 

[chasa]

I'd like to know why @chasa and @Wheelman didnt like that

im not a fan of the dikembe meme posts.

 

[Ross12]

im not a fan of the dikembe meme posts.

Have you no soul, man? Have you no heart?!

 

[IllegalContact]

im not a fan of the dikembe meme posts.

Why?

 

[oldrover]

Why?

I don't think they were expecting the Spanish Inquisition...

 

[Off The Grid]

We eagerly await your 'interrogation' of them!

Whoa.

Marathon Man Reference!! Nice.

 

[dikembe]

im not a fan of the dikembe meme posts.

WHAT IS MEME?

 

[SuperStang83]

im not a fan of the dikembe meme posts.

If you already know you're not a fan then don't open the link just to "dislike" it! That seems like a pretty immature thing to do!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

If you already know you're not a fan then don't open the link just to "dislike" it! That seems like a pretty immature thing to do!

Exactly
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