OT: Many moons ago I was driving down a winding two lane road near my home and I came across two teenagers on bicycles heading in the same direction and taking up both lanes. When I gave them a quick beep of the horn to let them know I was there one of them just sticks his hand up and gives me the finger.
They soon take a left and I follow and come up beside the bigger idiot, get his attention and start calling him out for being a dope. I then noticed that he was heading for a car parked on the left side of the street and was too busy talking crap back at me to notice. By the time his idiot friend yelled out to him to watch out it was too late. The kid ended up slamming into the back of the parked car and ends up splattered all over the trunk.
As I drove away laughing I gave the dope another quick beep and called him out for being an idiot. I still enjoy that great memory.