Anonymous Deity: Defamegate is "embarrassing to humanity, entire infinite universe"

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

An anonymous deity and semi-lord over mankind and the universe, has declared that Roger Goodell, Jeff Pash, Mike Kensil, etc. are "embarrassing " and giving the ever expanding physical universe a "bad name." The deity, who wished to remain unnamed, marveled that the human race created semiconductors, sent astronauts to the moon, and doubled the average lifespan with modern medicine but are unable to see through a foolish setup of Tom Brady that is "filled with logical errors and outright lies."

The deity is considering joining the universe of anti-matter, which it believes would have easily found Brady innocent and compressed Roger Goodell's body into a black hole where it will fold into itself in an infinite loop.

 

[GrogansArmy]

Have you been drinking? Cuz I have and I'm a little lost here.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Have you been drinking? Cuz I have and I'm a little lost here.

 

[manxman2601]

An anonymous deity and semi-lord over mankind and the universe, has declared that Roger Goodell, Jeff Pash, Mike Kensil, etc. are "embarrassing " and giving the ever expanding physical universe a "bad name." The deity, who wished to remain unnamed, marveled that the human race created semiconductors, sent astronauts to the moon, and doubled the average lifespan with modern medicine but are unable to see through a foolish setup of Tom Brady that is "filled with logical errors and outright lies."

The deity is considering joining the universe of anti-matter, which it believes would have easily found Brady innocent and compressed Roger Goodell's body into a black hole where it will fold into itself in an infinite loop.

If the aforesaid deity is that bothered, then how about a thunderbolt or two for Goodell? Shouldn't be hard for a "semi-Lord over mankind and the universe".

 

[Kdo5]

An anonymous deity and semi-lord over mankind and the universe, has declared that Roger Goodell, Jeff Pash, Mike Kensil, etc. are "embarrassing " and giving the ever expanding physical universe a "bad name." The deity, who wished to remain unnamed, marveled that the human race created semiconductors, sent astronauts to the moon, and doubled the average lifespan with modern medicine but are unable to see through a foolish setup of Tom Brady that is "filled with logical errors and outright lies."

The deity is considering joining the universe of anti-matter, which it believes would have easily found Brady innocent and compressed Roger Goodell's body into a black hole where it will fold into itself in an infinite loop.

Mmm yeaH your drunk dude. But I think there is a "sports karma god" and that our beloved Pats shall be the beneficiary...again. *Takes shot*

Didn't get to watch game but yah all of Rogers cronies will fail because of divine intervention if not for the skills of TB12. * takes shot and passes out*

 

[Wax Frog]

If the aforesaid deity is that bothered, then how about a thunderbolt or two for Goodell? Shouldn't be hard for a "semi-Lord over mankind and the universe".

Reposting my masterpiece

 

[manxman2601]

Reposting my masterpiece

Class.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Friends don't let friends post when drunk...........