Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

[pheenix11]

Eww did the balls touch the floor?

 

[pwes]

So i wonder if this was the bombshell Florio was hinting at dropping about 12 hours ago

 

[Love The Drake]

Lmao I need this humor after this week thanks guys.

 

[patsfan-1982]

they ant got noting on the pats that's why Kraft came out and said what he said this is all a made of story that was started by chris mortensen who is trying hard to keep his job with adam schefter there braking all the real NFL stories

 

[SoxPatsFaninIndy]

I just want to hear Belichick say, "So what, Roger? The kid had to piss!"

 

[FrodoBagginz]

Can't imagine Networks not going to take advantage of this.

Discovery Channels 2 hour special debunking Deflate Gate
60 minutes special on Deflate Gate
Mythbusters: the Deflate Gate special
History Channels Deflate Gate: The Untold Story
Lifetime Channels Deflated: A Scandal That Shook The World
E! True Hollywood Story: The Ball Boy: Where Is He Now?
Game Show Network: The PSI Is Right: A game show where you deflate as many balls to 11.5 PSI as fast as possible and you can win a prize!!!!!!!!
PSI: Sports Investigation

 

[Betterthanmost]

I am so disappointment in Jay Glazer. He knew what he was doing, and people says he is one of the best? He knew how long the guy was out of frame. He knew and wanted to be the news. Breaking my ass.
**** off. I am now pissed off. Da fuk?
NFL does owe Patriots an apology.
Edit: I have to come and correct spelling mistake, I am os pissed off I think my finger's speed were 10mins behind my brain.

 

[Rob0729]

Not a huge fan of Mutt on WEEI, but he did make a funny on Twitter:

Which ESPN anchor gets to experiment w/ trying to deflate 12 footballs in 90 secs tmrw on Sportscenter? Out of a bag. In a bathroom stall.

https://twitter.com/MutWEEI/status/559925562362589184

 

[Galeb]

That kid took the most important piss in NFL history and he didn't even know it.

The previous, most important piss in the NFL was the golden shower that preceded Mark Brunell's conception.

 

[Danger Zone]

I marked your post "winner" because there wasn't one for "weiner".

What does taking shirtless selfies of yourself in the bathroom have anything to do with Joker's post?

 

[condon84]

We're soooo sooo lucky he didn't have to take a long dump.

It's a good thing he didn't take a dump while reading a Bill Simmons article.

 

[fnordcircle]

This is quite possibly the greatest thread this board has ever seen. I think we could get a post tomorrow that cures cancer and it wouldn't beat this thread right now.

 

[ANGR89]

I might have to tune in for that. Honestly that will probably happen.

I hope he struggles with it and than cries. Lol

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Interesting question: what kind of bags? How are they closed? Are they see through? Can he open one while holding the other in his hand, or does he have to set one of them down so he can figure out if he's got the right bag or not? etc. etc.

Even if he was in there for 90 seconds, he had a lot less than that to actually do the deflating.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

I didn't think it was possible but it really has gone form the ridiculous to the sublime......

 

[OhExaulted1]

How absurd is it that a story built on leaks ends in with the "person of interest" taking a leak.

You can't write this stuff.

No seriously, you can't.

And balls that "leaked" air.

 

[Froob]

As terrible as this has been it's been great to see the board come together. Chicken little and homers joking in harmony. I had a dream about this once actually...

 

[JDot]

So it took 90 seconds to deflate 12 footballs?

 

[Bobsyouruncle]

There is a story...

On the Internet...

About a man taking a piss...

for 90 seconds...

And I'm reading it.

Note to self- Reevaluate life choices tomorrow

 

[hwc]

So much for Ted Wells suggestion that people stop the leaks....