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I was actually posting this into another post of mine, but it deserves its own thread.
Everyone who is whining about (one of the) greatest quarterback(s) of all time, you have two options:
1. LAY THE F*CK OFF TOM BRADY.
2. Become a star quarterback in your cute two-hand-touch pickup games. Then buy a handgun and shoot yourself in the knee. Wait a year. Then, LAY THE F*CK OFF TOM BRADY.
The guy suffered an often career-ending injury. In the five games since then, he has amassed these statistics:
127 completions in 207 attempts.
1st in the NFL in completions.
61.4% of pass attempts are completed.
41.4 attempts per game.
1st in the NFL in attempts.
1,344 yards passing.
268.8 yards passing per game.
3rd in the NFL in total yards passing.
6 touchdowns.
2 interceptions.
0 interceptions in the past three games.
3rd fewest interceptions thrown in the NFL.
85.9 passer rating.
3 wins.
2 losses.
The passer rating is exactly the same as it was in 2003. For the historically challenged, New England won the Super Bowl in 2003. Brady was not a liability on that roster, despite his unglamorous numbers.
I'll leave it to you to compare to Brady's first five games of 2003 and Manning's first five games of 2008.
Actually, no, I'm posting Manning's stats (2008, games 1-5) here. I can't find the completion percentage or passer rating. But:
8 touchdowns.
5 interceptions.
3 wins.
2 losses.
Hot damn, look at all those interceptions. Peyton sucked, sucks, and always will suck.
Wait, no. That can't be right. Didn't he get some fancy award that year, like Most Valuable Player in the NFL or something? Meh. Who cares.
Everyone who is whining about (one of the) greatest quarterback(s) of all time, you have two options:
1. LAY THE F*CK OFF TOM BRADY.
2. Become a star quarterback in your cute two-hand-touch pickup games. Then buy a handgun and shoot yourself in the knee. Wait a year. Then, LAY THE F*CK OFF TOM BRADY.
The guy suffered an often career-ending injury. In the five games since then, he has amassed these statistics:
127 completions in 207 attempts.
1st in the NFL in completions.
61.4% of pass attempts are completed.
41.4 attempts per game.
1st in the NFL in attempts.
1,344 yards passing.
268.8 yards passing per game.
3rd in the NFL in total yards passing.
6 touchdowns.
2 interceptions.
0 interceptions in the past three games.
3rd fewest interceptions thrown in the NFL.
85.9 passer rating.
3 wins.
2 losses.
The passer rating is exactly the same as it was in 2003. For the historically challenged, New England won the Super Bowl in 2003. Brady was not a liability on that roster, despite his unglamorous numbers.
I'll leave it to you to compare to Brady's first five games of 2003 and Manning's first five games of 2008.
Actually, no, I'm posting Manning's stats (2008, games 1-5) here. I can't find the completion percentage or passer rating. But:
8 touchdowns.
5 interceptions.
3 wins.
2 losses.
Hot damn, look at all those interceptions. Peyton sucked, sucks, and always will suck.
Wait, no. That can't be right. Didn't he get some fancy award that year, like Most Valuable Player in the NFL or something? Meh. Who cares.
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