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In an unprecedented move announced at the very last minute on a trade deadline day of unprecedented hype and inactivity, the Rolling Stones announced the signing of Moss.
In what is believed to be the first time that a rolling stone has gathered moss, NFL wide receiver Randy has joined the aging rockers after fighting a losing battle to breathe life into Crazy Al and the Zeros.
"I just want to win, baby," said Moss. "And Mick and Keith offer me that."
The Stones are believed to have sent Crazy Al a fourth row seat in the Los Angeles Coliseum for the opening date of their next tour, during which Randy Moss is expected to play second fiddle...
In what is believed to be the first time that a rolling stone has gathered moss, NFL wide receiver Randy has joined the aging rockers after fighting a losing battle to breathe life into Crazy Al and the Zeros.
"I just want to win, baby," said Moss. "And Mick and Keith offer me that."
The Stones are believed to have sent Crazy Al a fourth row seat in the Los Angeles Coliseum for the opening date of their next tour, during which Randy Moss is expected to play second fiddle...