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    In an unprecedented move announced at the very last minute on a trade deadline day of unprecedented hype and inactivity, the Rolling Stones announced the signing of Moss.

    In what is believed to be the first time that a rolling stone has gathered moss, NFL wide receiver Randy has joined the aging rockers after fighting a losing battle to breathe life into Crazy Al and the Zeros.

    "I just want to win, baby," said Moss. "And Mick and Keith offer me that."

    The Stones are believed to have sent Crazy Al a fourth row seat in the Los Angeles Coliseum for the opening date of their next tour, during which Randy Moss is expected to play second fiddle...
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    The Stones are rolling much slower these days if at all.

    I'm not surprised they were able to gather Moss in their present state.

    Reportedly, Keith was so excited he fell out of a coconut tree and landed on his head again. Fortunately, no vital organs were affected.
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    These reports are erroneous. It simply was rumored that MOSS was seen ROLLING a joint with plans of getting STONED again, after Oakland's abysmal showing in Denver Sunday night. Has nothing to do with Mick, Keith and the boys.
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    The great hookups of all-time...

    Montana to Rice...

    Marino to Duper...

    Jagger to Moss...

    No more running for the shelter of his mother's little helper...

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