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    Re: OT: Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for

    I looked for Boston Market twice this week. It was wonderful.

    Perhaps I should look for Boston Market tonight too.
     
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    Re: OT: Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for

    the NY JETS JETS JETS....the gift that keeps on giving
     
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    Re: OT: Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for

    Are you a tight end or are you just happy to see me?
     
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    Re: OT: Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for

    Sounds like his "funky monkey" was a bit too relaxing.
     
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    Re: OT: Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for

    Rex was in the car behind him, stroking his own feet.
     
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    Re: OT: Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for


    He was dreaming about being a wide receiver....... :eek:
     
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    Re: OT: Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for

    "Yeah, I don't give a hell. It's about this D, man. I don't give a flyin' you-know-what about a Cop. I don't give a damn! He would do the same thing. It's Boston Market. They don't give a freakin' you-know-what about you. They will do it. They're out there to do it. So I'm 'a do it. You write that in the paper. You write that. You make money off that. No, man, I'm pissed. All y'all take this down. I'm pissed, man. Don't care about nobody except this D. I'm a ******' soldier!"
     
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    Re: OT: Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for

    still probably not having as bad of a week as devon bess.
     
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    This is the best story of the year so far.
     
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    Re: OT: Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for

    I can't help but think of the movie "there's something about Mary" when he got is dick caught in the zipper and Warren runs around saying he was masturbating. Even if it isn't true and he "gets off", this guy will forever be associated with it. I kind of feel bad for him. I mean he isn't a Jet right now.
     
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    "This is my little ******' soldier!"
     
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    Re: OT: Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for

    What, exactly, are "Funky Monkey" and "Mr. Happy"? He specified to the cops that the NFL doesn't drug for them.
     
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    Re: OT: Jets Kellen Winslow apparently is excited about shopping at Target - Not for

    Unless she was making a concerted effort to do so, how did she manage to see his crotch if he was sitting in an Escalade? Being an SUV, aren't those high up off the ground? If he was sitting in a car lower to the ground, ok, that would seem plausible, but an Escalade? :confused:
     

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