“I want to believe that there was anything outside of his team beat our team,” Warner said in regards to his incessant crying about Deflategate. “That’s what I want to believe. Yeah, there’s a sliver of a doubt because I think, as a human, you can’t help it. To know that if you were a part of that process at that time, you want to say it's not my fault, not just our Super Bowl game, but maybe all games before that to get to the Super Bowl? I mean, everything bad that has ever happenned is caused by the Patriots. I want to believe.
“It’s because I’m bitter. That's why I say they cheated, because I have no evidence, but I also have no evidence of Bigfoot, and everyone knows he's real. It’s unfair to them and their legacy. But f***em, momma always told me I was special so it has to be them. It’s unfair to me and my legacy because I wanna be as good as Brady, but now I'm just a monkey that throws it's poo. I want people to wonder, well did they beat us fair and square or was there something extra? And that’s the fortunate part that I hope everyone will get, believing something was done outside the rules without any proof. I don’t know how it helped them. I don’t know if it gave them an advantage on one play – that turned into an interception or a touchdown – or it gave them no advantage. I don’t know. But I want everyone else to think they don't know too.
“I want to talk about it. I want to be able to question that I got beat fair and square. That’s the spirit of sour grapes. That’s what I believe every time I step between the lines is that I’ve got to beat that guy across from me, and if I don't he must have cheated. And if I’m better, I will say it was fair. If I’m not, I won’t, I'll say they cheated with no proof. But now when you add other things to the mix, now all it does is give you a little bit of a doubt. What about magic fairies, are they a factor? Prove to me they weren't. Fairies have tarnished my legacy. That’s what I’m saying. It’s unfair I don’t look at it that way because I try to fight against it because we’re never going to know, but it’s unfortunate that I even have to consider fairies. Man those fairies piss me off”