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  1. sarge

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    Found this on Indy star originally posted on a Chiefs Board.

    I goes over what would have happened if another QB had been in the accident instead of Ben.

    My favorite is Peyton's. It would be funny if it weren't so close to the truth.

    Pretty good stuff!

     
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    Brady's is a good one too and payton's (spelling intended) is by far the funniest.
     
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    Good idea, but he needs new writers.

    How about Peyton:

    I take full responsibility, although there have been safety concerns about that bike and there have been frost heave problems. That's all I'm saying.
     
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    "Byron Leftwich – He would’ve been okay, but Fred Taylor would have been hospitalized with sympathy pains."

    I enjoyed the double-meaning of this one a lot. Sympathy pains indeed!

    Regards,
    Chris
     
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    I love this. One of the funniest things I have read in a while.

    They were all so damn funny i can't pick a favorite. How can you rank them when they bring up Kurt Warners wife punching people, Steve Mcnair's toughness, and Kyle Boller's throwing the ball 60 yards on one knee out of pure anger.
    Too funny.

    However the Brett Favre one was weak. Could have been a hell of a lot better. With all the crap he has pulled I expected a 2 paragraphs.
     
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    Tom Brady's was wrong...it wasn't angels...it was.....TEDY BRUSCHI COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND LIFTS TOM BRADY OUT OF HARMS WAY! WHATS HE DOING NOW? HE IS FIXING TOMS BIKE AND DRAWING THE DIAGRAM FOR THE POLICE AT THE SAME TIME. HE IS ALSO GIVING DRIVING LESSONS TO THE OLD LADY THAT "ALMOST" HIT TOM AND IS COUNSELING HER. SHE WILL LEAVE HER A BETTER PERSON. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN< TEDY BRUSCHI IS A GOD!
     
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    Heh, those are great. I especially love Peyton and Eli's and the tongue-in-cheekness of it all.
     
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    I have to adjust a few of them:

    Donovan McNabb - He never would have gotten in the accident because he would have gotten winded from riding the motorcycle for so long and would have had to turn off road, vomit, and rest for a while.

    Vinny Interceptaverde - He would have missed that car and hit a car different colored car going in the opposite direction.

    Chad Pennington – He would have been traveling through the air too slow and came up just short of the car, without injury. Then he'd drop a shoulder picking the bike back up.

    Brett Favre - He would have gotten hurt, but when the plastic surgeons repaired his face, at least they could have done something about the fact that he appears at times to have no lips.

    And here's a few new ones:

    Brian Griese - Same result except he would have had liquor on his breath and his dog would have been driving that car

    Joe Namath - He'd have been drunk too and after the faceplant he would have propositioned the old lady for a kiss.

    Rob Johnson - His body would have completely disintigrated in mid air

    Doug Flutie - He would have stopped and drop-kicked the motorcycle through the old lady's windsheild
     
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    I haven't laughed this hard since that Tedy Bruschi super hero thread in the Steelers forum. Good one, Pats-Blue. :rofl:
     
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    Michael Vick must have done it while scrambling.
     
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    Doug Flutie would've been riding a mini-moped. Consequently, he would have passed under the car with no harm to either party.
     
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    Funny, Funny thread! Thanks!
     
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    This one's a hoot:
     
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    Tom Brady – Angels would have descended and saved Tom from harm, and then after the other car stopped, Tom would have climbed into the back seat and given the driver a neck massage to calm her down.

    glad to see he would of been alright..
     
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    :rocker: This is probably the best thread I've seen in a long, long time. :rocker:
     
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    Isn't it ironic how big Ben refused to wear the helmet that he has to wear on the field?

    He must have more respect for his opponents than opposing traffic.

    How did this idiot win a superbowl anyway????
     
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    The fact of the matter is, he didn't. Pittsburgh won it in spite of him ... Or maybe more accurately, Seattle gave it away with help from the zebras.
     
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    Mike Vick: Would have been cited for driving with illegal plates from "Mexico".
     
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