Great one!
Tell him he can join the Pats if he removes every gold tooth, cuts the locks, listens to "show tunes" only and the Pats management allows him only to "roll" with large, uncoordinated mid-age white guys who are for the most part, un-cool. The guys that think "rap" is what you buy at D'Angelos' with provolone, please. The type of dudes that think a "40" is the age they used to be a few years ago! The type of guys that don't bother to go to a strip club because they have not had a female conquest in so long, they don't remember which arm "its" under. A bit** is a lady dog or your mother-in-law. A crib is where your grandkids sleep, or a sheet of folded piece paper that you stuffed up your sleeve and used to cheat on in a 4th grade to high school history, math or science exam. A Hummer was a very nice experience with a young lady way, way, way back when. An Escalde was where they hold the Fourth of July concert. A "HO" is half the name of one of the worlds' favorite pastry treats of all time, as in "Ho-Hos". I believe I qualify Bill!
Pacman, I could be your new "posse" along with some of the other cousins here.
Basically, if Pacman takes an oath to become "Erkel" and raises his game to Champ Bailey status, welcome, aa...iite?
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