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Please try to stay on topic. Everyone knows cats don't eat pizza.
My grandmother had a cat named Muscles that would eat an entire can of Franco American spaghetti. true story
Another true story: many years ago, when I still lived with my parents as an adolescent, I had a pizza delivered. I had just opened the box and had the pizza on a TV tray when the phone upstairs rang. I left to answer the phone and when I came back, the ENTIRE pizza was GONE! My dog was sitting in the corner looking innocent ... and quite satisfied.
Another true story: many years ago, when I still lived with my parents as an adolescent, I had a pizza delivered. I had just opened the box and had the pizza on a TV tray when the phone upstairs rang. I left to answer the phone and when I came back, the ENTIRE pizza was GONE! My dog was sitting in the corner looking innocent ... and quite satisfied.
Another true story: many years ago, when I still lived with my parents as an adolescent, I had a pizza delivered. I had just opened the box and had the pizza on a TV tray when the phone upstairs rang. I left to answer the phone and when I came back, the ENTIRE pizza was GONE! My dog was sitting in the corner looking innocent ... and quite satisfied.
Don't tell me you had a can of spaghetti instead.
Have you eliminated the Patriot attack Parrot from the suspect list?
Eats like a pig...
Steals from his family...
Too cowardly to admit his boorish behavior under the light of scrutiny...
That dog was a Jets fan.