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los1sol · Oct 30, 2007

int. RCA Dome

Colts defensive players stand on the sidelines looking across the field at Moss, Brady, Vrabel, et al. Belichick has chosen this day to wear all three of his rings.

Ed Johnson: There's so many... I didn't come here to play so they can claim more victories, that I have to hear about.
Tyjuan Hagler: Not me. Alright, lads, I'm not getting injurd for these bastards. Let's go home!

Dungy: Stop men! Do not flee. Wait until we've played!

Peyton Manning and the rest of the offense come walking out of the tunnel, they walk past the Patriots on their way to their side.

Kareem Brown: Peyton Manning!
Brandon Meriweather: Can't be. Not tall enough.

Manning and company approach the Colts defense, which for some unexplicable reason, includes players who have never seen Peyton Manning up close before...

Manning: For presenting yourself on this battlefield, I give you thanks.
Gary Brackett: This is our defense, to join it you give homage.

Manning: I give homage to Indianpolis. And if this is your defense, why does it go?

Johnson: We didn't come here to play for them...
Hagler: Home! The Patriots are too good!

Manning: Sons of dungy ball, I am Peyton Manning.

Johnson: Peyton Manning is 7 feet tall!

Manning: Yes, I've heard. Kills defenses by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the patriots with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

I am Peyton Manning! And I see a whole squadron of my teammates here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as world champions and world champions you are. What will you do with that trophy? Will you defend it?

Hagler: Play against them? No, we will run. And we will live.

Manning: Alright, play and you may lose. Run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for just one chance, just once chance... to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our media hype, but they'll never take.... our championship!!!

Colts D: Aaarrrrgghhh!!!

Crowd: Defense! Defense!

jays52 · Oct 30, 2007

los1sol said:
int. RCA Dome

Colts defensive players stand on the sidelines looking across the field at Moss, Brady, Vrabel, et al. Belichick has chosen this day to wear all three of his rings.

Ed Johnson: There's so many... I didn't come here to play so they can claim more victories, that I have to hear about.
Tyjuan Hagler: Not me. Alright, lads, I'm not getting injurd for these bastards. Let's go home!

Dungy: Stop men! Do not flee. Wait until we've played!

Peyton Manning and the rest of the offense come walking out of the tunnel, they walk past the Patriots on their way to their side.

Kareem Brown: Peyton Manning!
Brandon Meriweather: Can't be. Not tall enough.

Manning and company approach the Colts defense, which for some unexplicable reason, includes players who have never seen Peyton Manning up close before...

Manning: For presenting yourself on this battlefield, I give you thanks.
Gary Brackett: This is our defense, to join it you give homage.

Manning: I give homage to Indianpolis. And if this is your defense, why does it go?

Johnson: We didn't come here to play for them...
Hagler: Home! The Patriots are too good!

Manning: Sons of dungy ball, I am Peyton Manning.

Johnson: Peyton Manning is 7 feet tall!

Manning: Yes, I've heard. Kills defenses by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the patriots with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

I am Peyton Manning! And I see a whole squadron of my teammates here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as world champions and world champions you are. What will you do with that trophy? Will you defend it?

Hagler: Play against them? No, we will run. And we will live.

Manning: Alright, play and you may lose. Run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for just one chance, just once chance... to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our media hype, but they'll never take.... our championship!!!

Colts D: Aaarrrrgghhh!!!

Crowd: Defense! Defense!

Thank you for proving why Colts fans are massive herbs.

And seriously, Peyton Manning and William Wallace? That's like Woody Allen and Douglas MacArthur.

jct · Oct 30, 2007

los1sol said:
int. RCA Dome

Colts defensive players stand on the sidelines looking across the field at Moss, Brady, Vrabel, et al. Belichick has chosen this day to wear all three of his rings.

Ed Johnson: There's so many... I didn't come here to play so they can claim more victories, that I have to hear about.
Tyjuan Hagler: Not me. Alright, lads, I'm not getting injurd for these bastards. Let's go home!

Dungy: Stop men! Do not flee. Wait until we've played!

Peyton Manning and the rest of the offense come walking out of the tunnel, they walk past the Patriots on their way to their side.

Kareem Brown: Peyton Manning!
Brandon Meriweather: Can't be. Not tall enough.

Manning and company approach the Colts defense, which for some unexplicable reason, includes players who have never seen Peyton Manning up close before...

Manning: For presenting yourself on this battlefield, I give you thanks.
Gary Brackett: This is our defense, to join it you give homage.

Manning: I give homage to Indianpolis. And if this is your defense, why does it go?

Johnson: We didn't come here to play for them...
Hagler: Home! The Patriots are too good!

Manning: Sons of dungy ball, I am Peyton Manning.

Johnson: Peyton Manning is 7 feet tall!

Manning: Yes, I've heard. Kills defenses by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the patriots with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

I am Peyton Manning! And I see a whole squadron of my teammates here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as world champions and world champions you are. What will you do with that trophy? Will you defend it?

Hagler: Play against them? No, we will run. And we will live.

Manning: Alright, play and you may lose. Run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for just one chance, just once chance... to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our media hype, but they'll never take.... our championship!!!

Colts D: Aaarrrrgghhh!!!

Crowd: Defense! Defense!

Well Done!!!.......

Patriot Power · Oct 30, 2007

(crappy movie, but great speech)

BB's pre-game speech...

I don't know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Either we heal as a team or we are going to crumble. Inch by inch, play by play till we're finished.

We are in hell right now, gentlemen, believe me. And we can stay here and get the sh!t kicked out of us or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch, at a time.

Now I can't do it for you. I'm too old. I look around and I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make. I chased off anyone who has ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know when you get old in life things get taken from you. That's, that's part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out that life is just a game of inches. So is football. Because in either game, life or football the margin for error is so small. I mean one half step too late or to early you don't quite make it. One half second too slow or too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in ever break of the game, every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch. Cause we know when we add up all those inches, that's going to make the f**king difference between WINNING and LOSING. Between LIVING and DYING.

I'll tell you this... in any fight it is the guy who is willing to die who is going to Win that inch. And I know if I am going to have any life anymore it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch. Because that is what LIVING is. The six inches in front of your face.

Now I can't make you do it. You gotta look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes. Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. You are going to see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows when it comes down to it, you are gonna do the same thing for him. That's a team, gentlemen. And either we heal now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys. That's all it is. Now, whattaya gonna do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4tIrjBDkk

los1sol · Oct 30, 2007

jays52 said:
Thank you for proving why Colts fans are massive herbs.

And seriously, Peyton Manning and William Wallace? That's like Woody Allen and Douglas MacArthur.

Who cares? It's a spoof you moron.

Absurdly Metro · Oct 30, 2007

Absurdly Metro said:
Great thread idea!

How about this line BB to Dungy pregame...

"Tony, my friend, you are entering a world of pain."

Alright. This one doesn't do the Big Lebowski justice. We can do better. Let's try it again...

Here we go. Inside two minutes in Sunday's Pats Colts game. Pats up four scores late in the 4th with the ball. Timeout Patriots. The Head Coach, QB, and Offensive Coordinator convene on strategy...

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Tom "The Dude" Brady: Bill, ya know, it's over, we kneel on the ball a little and get outta here, no big deal. Games over man.
BB: Dude, this is a league game, what about point differential? This could determine who gets home field. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Josh McDaniels: Yeah, but it's over. Gimme the kneeldown Dude, I'm marking it "game over."
BB: [pulls out a gun] Josh, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
The Dude: Bill...
BB: You call a kneeldown, and you're entering a world of pain.
Josh: Uh, okay...
BB: A world of pain.
Josh: Dude, can you talk to him please!
BB: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a sh*t about winning? Throw it deep to Moss!
The Dude: They're calling Easterbrook, put the piece away Bill.
BB: Throw it deep! [points gun in Josh's face]
The Dude: Bill...
BB: [shouting] You think I'm ****ing around here? Throw it deep!
Josh: All right, we're going ****ing deep. Are you happy, you crazy ****?
BB: ...It's a league game, Josh.

Pats Fan in Indy · Oct 30, 2007

From Titanic:

Manning: I want you to draw me!
Harrison: OK!

Captain Cliche · Oct 30, 2007

From: The Unforgiven

Manning: "I don't deserve to lose like this."

BB: "Deserve's got nuthin' to do with it."

Joker · Oct 30, 2007

B.B. after the Colts get whacked...

"leave the ball...take the cannollis...."

Belichick_The_Great · Oct 30, 2007

Ratgini, reflecting on the consequences of videogate: "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." (Tora! Tora! Tora!)

PatriotsReign · Oct 31, 2007

Lloyd_Christmas said:
From the movie "A Few Good Men":

BB: "You see Peyton, I can deal with your audibles, and your bombs, and silly f.cking commercials. I don't want to hear about your money, and I don't care about your stats. What I do want is for you to stand there in that ***goty white uniform and with your Archie Manning inherited mouth extend me some f.cking courtesy."

Press conference transcript:

Q: Did you run up the score?
BB: I did the job I am paid to do.
Q: Did you run up the score?
BB: You're g0ddamn right I did.

2nd place!! Good stuff!:rocker:

PatriotsReign · Oct 31, 2007

jct said:
Could we have sumthing along the lines of Polian asking Belichek for the truth:
You can't handle the truth....

I don't think even Goodell wanted Belickick to share the truth. His tapes that contained proof others were cheating were destroyed before the ugly truth was revealed.

Word has it one video contained film of a guy turning up the crowd noise at RCA last January!

PatriotsReign · Oct 31, 2007

los1sol said:
int. RCA Dome

Colts defensive players stand on the sidelines looking across the field at Moss, Brady, Vrabel, et al. Belichick has chosen this day to wear all three of his rings.

Ed Johnson: There's so many... I didn't come here to play so they can claim more victories, that I have to hear about.
Tyjuan Hagler: Not me. Alright, lads, I'm not getting injurd for these bastards. Let's go home!

Dungy: Stop men! Do not flee. Wait until we've played!

Peyton Manning and the rest of the offense come walking out of the tunnel, they walk past the Patriots on their way to their side.

Kareem Brown: Peyton Manning!
Brandon Meriweather: Can't be. Not tall enough.

Manning and company approach the Colts defense, which for some unexplicable reason, includes players who have never seen Peyton Manning up close before...

Manning: For presenting yourself on this battlefield, I give you thanks.
Gary Brackett: This is our defense, to join it you give homage.

Manning: I give homage to Indianpolis. And if this is your defense, why does it go?

Johnson: We didn't come here to play for them...
Hagler: Home! The Patriots are too good!

Manning: Sons of dungy ball, I am Peyton Manning.

Johnson: Peyton Manning is 7 feet tall!

Manning: Yes, I've heard. Kills defenses by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the patriots with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

I am Peyton Manning! And I see a whole squadron of my teammates here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as world champions and world champions you are. What will you do with that trophy? Will you defend it?

Hagler: Play against them? No, we will run. And we will live.

Manning: Alright, play and you may lose. Run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for just one chance, just once chance... to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our media hype, but they'll never take.... our championship!!!

Colts D: Aaarrrrgghhh!!!

Crowd: Defense! Defense!

Not bad little Colts rook...but this is not a thread for Colts fans to fantasize their favorite movie lines. Hey, maybe Indaystar or Coltfreaks will take this idea & copy on their own board for you to have fun with.

I bet you 3 of your favorite DVD's that one of those 2 sites will copy this thread idea. Do you accept my bet?

Meanwhile...ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Lloyd_Christmas · Oct 31, 2007

los1sol said:
Who cares? It's a spoof you moron.

Don't sweat it. I commend your contribution to this thread. Of course, this will in no way stop the impending Armageddon.

Lloyd_Christmas · Oct 31, 2007

From "As Good as it Gets"

(After Peyton throws his 3rd interception to lose the game)

Wayne: Peyton, everyone has games like that.
Manning: That's not true actually. Some people have great games, amazing games. That take place in domes, with fake piped-in crowd noise, and friendly fans, and mango gatorade. Just no one on this team today.

But the Patriots that's their day today.

Great game, mango gatorade.

What makes it so hard is not that we played so bad, but that I'm so pissed that the Patriots played so good.

***

People who audible in seizures oughta shampoo my crotch.

or

People who write books about themselves called 'Quiet Strength' oughta shampoo my crotch

***

(Manning, after Brady breaks all his NFL records - not that Brady cares)

The NFL records that I obsess over are broken and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe.

***

Wayne: Their DBs are everywhere! I can't get any seperation and your audibles aren't fooling them in the least. You got to do something!
Manning: I'm drownin' hear and you're describing the water!

***

Saint Dungy to Peyton after the game:

Some face they left hanging on you.

***

Post game interviewer to BB: How do know Peyton so well?
BB: I think of Brady, and then I take away clutch play and accountability.

***

Post game conversation (Colts blowed out):

Saint Dungy: See you in the AFCCG
BB: The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.

***

If anyone can figure out a way to work in the "Don't knock on this door" quote or the "Panama city Sailor wanna hump hump bar" quote, I wish you luck. I agonized over them, but just couldn't manage it.

shmessy · Oct 31, 2007

I love this thread. Can I add a Borat addendum for the end of game handshake?:

BB: (Thumbs up) "Greeta Succeyyess" (Bowing) "Yekshemesh"

Dungy: (looking down and muttering under his breath) "Wa - Wa- Wee- Wa"

maverick4 · Oct 31, 2007

PatriotsReign said:
I don't think even Goodell wanted Belickick to share the truth. His tapes that contained proof others were cheating were destroyed before the ugly truth was revealed.

Word has it one video contained film of a guy turning up the crowd noise at RCA last January!

Yes THIS is the reason why it was buried, Easterbrook and King are morons for thinking Goodell actually helped out the Patriots, what he basically did was leave the Pats as the fall guys for something the entire league does.

los1sol · Oct 31, 2007

PatriotsReign said:
Not bad little Colts rook...but this is not a thread for Colts fans to fantasize their favorite movie lines. Hey, maybe Indaystar or Coltfreaks will take this idea & copy on their own board for you to have fun with.

I bet you 3 of your favorite DVD's that one of those 2 sites will copy this thread idea. Do you accept my bet?

Meanwhile...ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Maybe they copy it, maybe they don't. I do not accept your bet, but I am entertained.

dryheat44 · Oct 31, 2007

Tony Dungy: Commissioner Goodell, Bill Cowher used to say that he didn't believe in God, but he feared him. Well Commissioner, I do believe in God, and the only thing I fear is Bill Belichick.

Absurdly Metro · Oct 31, 2007

Lloyd_Christmas said:
From "As Good as it Gets"

Post game interviewer to BB: How do know Peyton so well?
BB: I think of Brady, and then I take away clutch play and accountability.

***

If anyone can figure out a way to work in the "Don't knock on this door" quote or the "Panama city Sailor wanna hump hump bar" quote, I wish you luck. I agonized over them, but just couldn't manage it.

I Love Nicholson! Great stuff. What about the Joker line from the original Batman...

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Roger Goodell as The Joker: I recently had a tragedy in my life. Poor Eric...
[lays the tape that Eric Ratgini stole on the table]
RG/The Joker: ... the little rat threw himself out of the NFL.
Bob Costas: Oh, my God...
RG/The Joker: But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs. [breaks the tape and starts giggling]

And "Wa Wa Wee Wa," we've gotta have a little more Borat too...

BB (as Borat): He is my neighbor Tonyushuktan Dungyiagby. He is pain in my a**holes. I get a good defense, he must get a good defense. I get a Lomabrdi, he must get a Lombardi. I get a 4th Lombardi, he cannot afford. Great success!

BB (as Borat) as he holds up the Lombardi trophy following the Patriots 40 point victory in Superbowl XLII...

BB (as Borat): [sees Roger Goodell and a contingency of NFL execs from the competition committee] Hey look who is here.
[puts up his middle finger]
Borat: Hey **** you, you motherfukcers!

:rocker:

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