yeah...in the 2nd half with the field littered with scrubs and soon to be cuts.
would it be nice to see Halapio play center?...sure...except it's never gonna happen. I mean, it'd be nice if Kate Hudson would stalk me, break into my house and ravage me while professing her undying love for me...but...uh...no. In fact , from now on I'm gonna call any of these out-of-left-field ideas a Halapio.
It'd sure be nice if I hit Megabucks for 500 million!!!
errrrrnt...sorry...that's a HALAPIO....
I know I know. Its just when I see Wendell look like he is doing a show on ice at center it feels like waste to have a big strong guy like Halapio on the sideline who has practiced for the position before.
The mega mil wow. That thing is a bigger tease than Kate Hudson lol. And be careful with Kate Hudson stalking you dude. A hot chic stalking you isn't as fun as it sounds.
We could use a chuckle tonight lol. My friend Matt who does programming/networking and whatever for our uncle sam. Invited some girls from his new job to show up at the club. Well they showed and they were very attractive after us teasing him bout geeky girls with pet robots. Lisa was very attractive and left her things in the car parked several blocks away with a line to get in. I said we can skip your round when its your turn but she felt bad doing that and asked me to walk her back to her car. I loaned her $$ instead til we all dined out after club closed. I was like cool this hot girl seems to be initiating things with me. Thankfully it was a huge nightclub. I saw an X GF and an intended how have you been turned into talking and hanging out a couple hours. Meanwhile Lisa got tipsy and got talking to one of my best friends Adam.
They ended up dating steady on and off for well over a year. He asked us for opinions bout her possessive behaviour. Eventually he broke it off and to everybody's surprise got back with her one Saturday night. Well didn't take long for her to get worse than ever.
He finally broke it off with her, well at least said he wanted to see other people which she agreed to. She really couldn't stop him, it would have caused him to break up with her completely.
That's when Lisa began showing up everywhere we did. I'm sure there was a tracker on our cars. She knew Adam had a new flame and began talking with her and tried to befriend her as well as any other girl. Now Lisa for work had and needed the top security clearance that you could get. Besides the following and stories made up and the following us which alone was enough for stalking charges she began showing up late night and refusing to leave even when we had company over. Scared off several girls Adam had over. Our other roomie and best friend Chris finally called the cops which we didn't want to do because of her security clearance. We said we don't want her arrested just chased away. Well she came back after cops left lol. We threatened to call them again she finally left after getting neighbors attention who was bout 100 feet or so away. Next morning a day we had pool party barbecue planned with lots of guests showing up, we noticed pool dirty. She threw everything she could find in the pool including mud and stones. It was an in ground pool and we rented this place,wasn't ours. Luckily pool service helped us get it ready but costed a lot for all that work on short notice.
Then the break ins started. Trashing the house and erased the # of every female from his phone,including cousins and other girls he never dated. Chris was done with her **** and wanted to press charges. She placed thumbtacks in all our beds because she blamed his friends for him breaking up. Instead he asked her over for apps and a movie but planned to confront her. Told her we wouldn't call cops again and would respect her more if she came clean bout his cell phone erasing and promised not to bother or try texting andybody whose # she got off his phone. She agreed.
She promised to be good after we confronted her on breaking in and messing with his phone. However she forgot to leave out the part only behave til next weekend. Again of all the nightspots she just happened to be at ours again. After closing we left and took a couple cars and planned on dinner with some girls we knew before meeting her. Just friends of ours we met while going out way before she entered the pic. Well we were parked at a hill and getting in the car when she grabbed Adams door before he closed it. We didn't even see her coming. She asked him out of the car for one sec then reached in and snatched his keys. She told Adam your still my friend and I care about you and can't let you drive while your so wrecked Adam. When he was fine and had only 3 drinks total and none in the last couple hours. She wouldn't give him his keys. We all gout out of the cars to help settle things. He took his keys back but the ring was wrapped in her finger. She said ouch and he let go of the keys and when he let go she fell on her butt and rolled once. Well these thugs parked at wawa almost a block away saw it and thought he pushed her down that hard. And decided to drive over to us and play hero to impress the hot girl. She told them he did push her. They ran their mouths like thugs do and things heated. He challenged Adam and Adam said you're playing hero tonight and told him do something or just get back in his car and shut his ghetto mouth. Besides Lisa there were several other girls but just friends that were with us and thug dude got cute and butted his head into Adams face. Took about 15-20 seconds for Adam to destroy him. Adam had him down punching him in the head. Couple of his boys moved to like intervene and Adams brother pushed one and he flew over Adam and the dude he was punching on. After that Adam was careful for his friends to attack I suppose. And His brother and a police officer were pulling Adam up. He thought it was his boys and elbowed Chris in the eye. Left a nice mark but if he sent his left elbow it would have been the cop lol. Took half hour for police to sort it out. Lisa told cops Adam tried driving drunk and she tried to stop him and he pushed her for his keys back. Luckily we had girls with us who were as hot as Lisa and were intelligent/respectful who told the cops she was lying and all our stories matched completely. Besides one girl won't stand for a guy abusing another girl even if she is his friend. Police know that to. So Lisa was ordered to leave us alone and thugs were arrested for drugs in their car and initiating contact first. She still followed us to the diner where another cop saw the argument on the parking lot and put her in cuffs and in his car this time. She was crying she would lose her job and we asked the police officer to let her go due to her job and security clearance she needed and he did so. But with a written warning.
She was good for about 2 weeks before the next incident. We were hanging out at where Adams flame worked. He was actually charming her even with his crazy x nut job trying to screw it up. She asked Adam to hang around til she got off work and she would swing a deal with her co workers to get off a little early. Better yet one of her best friends Amber looked exactly like Brook Langton my Hollywood crush was there to that night and actually bought me a couple drinks. Well got them free but tipped nicely lol. This girl Amber was the most excited I been over meeting a girl in quite a while. I'm not usually very attracted to Hollywood women but I like Brooke Langton for some reason. Wellll Adams x crazyella saw Adam kissing Kristen outside as she came out from work. And Amber took my hand as we began discussing where to go. Naturally it was a great night going well, that is til Adams X came up to us looking very upset to put it mildly. But dude we had no clue how upset she was. I mean I was just going to pull out my phone and tell her leave us alone or I was calling a cop and how she has been warned already. Adam was going to tell her the same thing if she started arguing before ruining this night. But she beat us to the punch. And she didn't say much of anything except calling Kristen a $lut and punched her in the face. I yelled are you nuts and she turned to Adam who walked away fast to get Lisa away from Kristen. Amber called a cop over working the club as Lisa ran when she saw police. Amber told Police what happened and I went back in the club for ice and stuff because her ring bruised Kristens face. The police and Kristen/Amber were asking what her full name was to issue a warrant. Adam before telling her name did say she loses her job over an assault arrest and asked if she wanted to continue. Kristen started crying because she thought Adam wanted to consider protecting her. But in reality Adam was going to have another girl to kick Lisa's ass good instead. But its hard to do that when you are in the process of pressing charges. I found out Amber did lots of kick boxing/martial arts training and was going to help press charges and still kick her ***. Kristen was very upset at Adam over the incident and thinking he wanted to look out for her and not get her arrested. And thought he abandoned her after she got hit because he walked away fast but I knew he was just trying to keep his crazy X apart from Kristen, protecting her. Well he never dated or really talked with Kristen from that point. It also made it awkward for me and Amber to talk much from that fight on.
I know it has nothing to do with football. However would you still want to be stalked by Kate Hudson and see her breaking in your home or do you want to see Halapio get a shot at center LOL Just playing, I wouldn't mind him getting a shot there but I know your right, they won't even probably consider Halapio at Center.
