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This is from the "SWAMMI PREDICTIONS!!1" thread...
HERE IS MY COMPLETE GAME PREDICTIONS AND THEN SOME... HULKFish put on the Swammi hat for this one! This will take a little
time out of the boringness of waiting for training camp! I hear the voice of Greg Gumble (Gumbel?) commentating this... Worked on this ALL week!
Week 1: @ Washington - It's the beginning of the season and a new offense that has made strides throughout the preseason.
Coach Cam leans on his new running game with Cory Schlesinger getting a couple broken facemasks as he leads Ronnie to start
the season off with 125 yards and a TD on 24 carries. It's the D and special teams that carries the Dolphins though to a
tough win! Dolphins 13 Redskins 9
Week 2: Dallas - This is the HOME opener! Dolphins are running off of extra adrenaline of the home opener and a week 1
victory. They get off the line of scrimmage and dominate from there! The overlooked Vernon Carey has a couple pancakes and
opens some eyes while JT and JP scare Romo leading to a ZT TD! TO has a good day but isn't enough to overcome the sacks and
turnovers. Dolphins 20 Cowboys 17
Week 3: @ NY - Coming off 2 consecutive victories the Dolphins suffer there first let down. Pennington makes a couple
redzone TD's but Thomas Jones has a LONG day. Ronnie has another big day but it's not enough. Dolphins 20 Jets 23
Week 4: Oakland - After suffering our first loss of the season to a division rival the D comes out sniffing a rookie QB...
They quickly take advantage of the youthful JaMarcus Russell and force 4 turnovers and get 3 sacks. The offense shows some
improvement and the beginning of continuity to the tone of 4 TD's! Dolphins 35 Raiders 10
Week 5: @ Houston - REVENGE is the KEY word! 2 ugly losses in the past leave the team drooling for another shot at the
Texans. Zach eats up Ahman Green all day and the D gets 2 INT's! Ronnie leaves there D questioning themselves with a career
best 136 yards rushing and 60 yards receiving and 2 TD's! Dolphins 24 Texans 6
Week 6: @ Cleveland - This game is called the Vindication of Ginn! Ted looks to show Cleveland WHY he was picked at #9 with
the First kickoff of the game returned for a TD! Trent Green also makes it known why he's the starter with his first 300
yard game and 3 TD's. Dolphins 31 Browns 20
Week 7: NE - An exciting game that comes down to the 4th quarter with Miami and New England switching the lead a couple
times. Tom Brady has new weapons now that our D has to adjust too. Dolphins 24 Patriots 31
Week 8: NYG - SPOT ON LONDON! Here come the Dolphins rolling into Wembley Stadium with a chip on there shoulders after a
narrow division loss to NE... The Giants are playing the Dolphins at the wrong time! Eli throws 2 INT's and is sacked 4
times. Cam opens up the offense and lights them up! Dolphins 35 Giants 17
Week 9: Buffalo - After flying into the BYE week with a tastey win in London the Fins get back to it... Buffalo roles into
town only to be trampled in a Dolphin stampede! The front 7 of the D devastate and role to 4 sacks as Ronnie begins to carry
this offense to consistent heights. Solid again H2 runs for 120 yards and a pair of TD's! Ginn begins to get his feet a
little wet on the offensive side of the ball racking up a couple catches while Chambers begins to show Pro-Bowl caliber
talent. And the end of the day Buffalo limps out of town! Dolphins 24 Bills 9
Week 10: @ Philadelphia - Tough game on the road against of the best teams in the NFC. Maybe a little too ****y after a
couple W's McNabb and Westbrook connect on a couple TD's and grab an early lead. Trying to come from behind the rest of the
game Trent Green throws only his 5th INT of the year. Close but no cigar, team falls but remains consistent. Dolphins 17
Eagles 24
Week 11: @ Pittsburg - Our Ace in the hole, Joey Porter, gets this D ready to face his old team. Notching 2 sacks out of
pure spite and Anger Porter shows his old team what they're missing. JT gets to Big Ben once and Zach notches his 4th INT of
the year! With quite the Defensive lineup around him Zach Thomas is having yet again another brilliant season! Already
closing in on another 100 tackle season, this year he's looking to seize JT's Defensive MVP honors with 92 tackles, 3 sacks,
4 INT's, 2 TD's and 5 forced fumbles so far! The constant of the Offense, Ronnie Brown, rips a career long 70 yard TD run
and closes in on another 1000 yard season! Dolphins 27 Steelers 17
Week 12: NY - REVENGE has never been sweeter! coming off the road at 1-1 the Dolphins are happily back at home and against
there old nemesis, the Jets. A styfling performance by the defense leaves Pennington bruised and battered. Trent Green has
his second 300 yard game of the season leaving the J-E-T-S confused and shaken! Dolphins 31 Jets 0
Week 13: @ Buffalo - This is our letdown week. After a walloping of the Jets we once again go to Buffalo overconfident.
Green throws an INT and the defense get a little shocked again by Lee Evans. Dolphins 13 Bills 21
Week 14: Baltimore - Now sitting at a convincing 9-4 the Dolphins are tied with NE for 1st place in the division and the
playoffs within grasping distance! No setbacks this week the Offense jumps out of the gates against the stout Ravens D to 14
points! The D keeps McGahee and McNair in check all day... Dolphins 21 Ravens 16
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