New thread ideas

[upstater1]

I'm trying to keep up with some of the new threads by coming up with some of my own, but I'm struggling. There's a real lack of imagination in coming up with preposterous threads masquerading as plausible dilemmas.

I tried this first:

Should the Patriots Hire Tedy Bruschi as Defensive Coordinator?

Then I thought that no one would believe the premise--anyone would rather work at ESPN than for the Patriots.

Then I tried again: Should we try Rob Gronkowski at left tackle and move Matt Light to Conolly's position?

The I recalled something that Bruce Armstrong once said: "Once a tackle, always a tackle."

Finally, my last shot: Gostkowski is pretty fast and athletic. I wonder if he can play on the punt team?

How do the other posters do it? They manage to give you a plausibly-preposterous argument. I can't do it.

I think I'll just stick to threads that are like this:

OT: The Patriots Linebackers Need to Improve Coverage in the Middle of the Field.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

At this point you could make a thread about trying to **** prairie dogs out of your *** and it still would be more constructive than the other threads.

 

[The Brandon Five]

Other fail-worthy ideas:

1. Wildcat: Discuss
2. Sign Adalius Thomas
3. Belichick's record based on type of hoodie worn during the game
4. Breaking: Patriots sold to group led by Jeremy Jacobs

 

[upstater1]

Other fail-worthy ideas:

1. Wildcat: Discuss
2. Sign Adalius Thomas
3. Belichick's record based on type of hoodie worn during the game
4. Breaking: Patriots sold to group led by Jeremy Jacobs

The sad thing is that 3 of those threads have already become reality.

 

[fourthandmiles]

I had a idea but it answered itself.

If Al Davis died and Mick Jagger bought the team would the Raiders sign Randy?

Of course not because a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Maybe you could start a thread regarding lame thread topics...

 

[Calciumee]

Get high, and then ideas will flow like sh!t

 

[upstater1]

Maybe you could start a thread regarding lame thread topics...

Sorry to offend you. I was hoping to corral all the lame idea in one place.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Sorry to offend you. I was hoping to corral all the lame idea in one place.

I wasn't offened. I was making a joke.

 

[upstater1]

I wasn't offened. I was making a joke.

Ah man. Can you use the jokey face next time?

 

[Snake Eyes]

Should the Patriots Hire Tedy Bruschi as Defensive Coordinator?

People on this board will rip you apart for presenting any out of the box and unorthodox idea, especially if they're critical of Brady and/or Belichick. That being said, I'm all for getting Bruschi back, even if it's as a DC.

 

[Roland]

Stick to my threads they are the most informative.

 

[Coach42]

Belichick's record in the red hoodie is spotty at best.