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  1. upstater1

    upstater1 Pro Bowl Player

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    I'm trying to keep up with some of the new threads by coming up with some of my own, but I'm struggling. There's a real lack of imagination in coming up with preposterous threads masquerading as plausible dilemmas.

    I tried this first:

    Should the Patriots Hire Tedy Bruschi as Defensive Coordinator?

    Then I thought that no one would believe the premise--anyone would rather work at ESPN than for the Patriots.

    Then I tried again: Should we try Rob Gronkowski at left tackle and move Matt Light to Conolly's position?

    The I recalled something that Bruce Armstrong once said: "Once a tackle, always a tackle."

    Finally, my last shot: Gostkowski is pretty fast and athletic. I wonder if he can play on the punt team?

    How do the other posters do it? They manage to give you a plausibly-preposterous argument. I can't do it.

    I think I'll just stick to threads that are like this:

    OT: The Patriots Linebackers Need to Improve Coverage in the Middle of the Field.
     
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    At this point you could make a thread about trying to **** prairie dogs out of your *** and it still would be more constructive than the other threads.
     
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    The Brandon Five Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    Other fail-worthy ideas:

    1. Wildcat: Discuss
    2. Sign Adalius Thomas
    3. Belichick's record based on type of hoodie worn during the game
    4. Breaking: Patriots sold to group led by Jeremy Jacobs
     
  4. upstater1

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    The sad thing is that 3 of those threads have already become reality.
     
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    I had a idea but it answered itself.

    If Al Davis died and Mick Jagger bought the team would the Raiders sign Randy?

    Of course not because a Rolling Stone gathers no moss.
     
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    TheGodInAGreyHoodie Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    Maybe you could start a thread regarding lame thread topics...
     
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    Get high, and then ideas will flow like sh!t :)
     
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    Sorry to offend you. I was hoping to corral all the lame idea in one place.
     
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    TheGodInAGreyHoodie Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    I wasn't offened. I was making a joke.
     
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    upstater1 Pro Bowl Player

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    Ah man. Can you use the jokey face next time? :D
     
  11. Snake Eyes

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    People on this board will rip you apart for presenting any out of the box and unorthodox idea, especially if they're critical of Brady and/or Belichick. That being said, I'm all for getting Bruschi back, even if it's as a DC.
     
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    Stick to my threads they are the most informative.
     
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    Coach42 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Belichick's record in the red hoodie is spotty at best.
     
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