Colts-Patriots! Manning-Brady!
Feeling a bit fatigued from the buildup to the AFC title game between New England and Indianapolis? Us, too. In fact, we couldn't bear to write another tired word about a topic that puts the same ol' in same ol'.
So we decided to cheat.
First, we read over dozens of Pats-Colts stories from the last five years, culling the best stuff. Next, we created our one-of-a-kind Patriots-Colts Random Column Generator™, which allows anyone to write a story that reads like the real deal.
Which is to say, anything but one-of-a-kind.
Want to create your own column? Just use the following mix 'n' match template...
