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Jesus is watching you

JLC

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A burglar breaks into an expensive home one evening after seeing the family pack up their SUV and leave on vacation. As he strolled through the house looking for valuables worth taking (DVD player, CD player,
laptop computer, etc.) he heard someone say "Jesus is watching you".

Frightened, he turned and shined his flashlight toward the source of the sound, but didn't see anyone. Thinking he just had case of the jitters, he continued his search for booty, when again he heard "Jesus is watching you".

This time he was so spooked he decided to turn the lights on, and saw a parrot in a large cage. The burglar said to the parrot "Was that you who said 'Jesus is watching you'?"

The parrot said "Yes, I was just trying to warn you".

"Oh you were, were you?" the burglar said. "And what's your name?"

"My name is Moses" said the parrot.
"Moses!" said the burglar "What kind of people would name their parrot Moses?"

"The same kind of people who would name their Rottweiller Jesus
 
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