Claremonster
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20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around
11. He had to stretch to get it in
10. He's got great hands
9. He blows them off (at the line)
8. He bangs it in
7. He could go all the way
6. He gets it off just in time
5. He goes deep
4. He found a hole and slid through it
3. He pounds it in
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He gets penetration into the backfield
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They have to play ball-control offense.
They have to pound it out on the ground.
That kick split the uprights.
They're trying to milk the clock.
This is their deepest penetration.
Nobody laid a glove on him.
You could have driven a truck through that hole.
Elway had a man wide open downfield.
That looked like a blown coverage.
They flushed Elway from the pocket.
These guys are going mano a mano. (In Spanish, this is "hand-to-hand" not "man-to-man" as some announcers assume)
That front line is 1000 pounds of beef.
Looks like we've got some extra-curricular activity on the field.
They're going to tee-off on him.
That hit really cleaned his clock.
He put the lumber on him.
They really laid him out on that hit.
He's slow getting up.
He's gonna feel that one on Monday.
Football Cliches
Things You Hear On A Football Broadcast That Sound Dirty, But Aren't
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around
11. He had to stretch to get it in
10. He's got great hands
9. He blows them off (at the line)
8. He bangs it in
7. He could go all the way
6. He gets it off just in time
5. He goes deep
4. He found a hole and slid through it
3. He pounds it in
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He gets penetration into the backfield
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They have to play ball-control offense.
They have to pound it out on the ground.
That kick split the uprights.
They're trying to milk the clock.
This is their deepest penetration.
Nobody laid a glove on him.
You could have driven a truck through that hole.
Elway had a man wide open downfield.
That looked like a blown coverage.
They flushed Elway from the pocket.
These guys are going mano a mano. (In Spanish, this is "hand-to-hand" not "man-to-man" as some announcers assume)
That front line is 1000 pounds of beef.
Looks like we've got some extra-curricular activity on the field.
They're going to tee-off on him.
That hit really cleaned his clock.
He put the lumber on him.
They really laid him out on that hit.
He's slow getting up.
He's gonna feel that one on Monday.
Football Cliches
Things You Hear On A Football Broadcast That Sound Dirty, But Aren't
