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The Numbers??
This is probably obvious to all of us board denizens, but...you all know how to tell when another poster is playing The Definition Game, right?
It goes like this:
1. Make a provocative statement that appears misguided on its face.
2. Wait patiently for a flood of responses arguing with it.
3. Casually mention that you were, of course, following a particular non-intuitive definition of the term in question, by which the popular understanding of the topic is technically "wrong."
4. Sit back in amusement as others bang their heads against the wall trying to win a game where you wrote the rules.
Examples:
The sky is not blue. ("Blue" is, of course, defined by the global standards bodies as the color value corresponding to #0000FF.)
A single 1st-round draft choice carries less risk than a dozen 2nd-round picks. ("Risk" is, of course, defined by the average risk of each individual pick in a portfolio, regardless of the number of picks.)
When a round of The Definition Game is launched, everyone is welcome to play! But nobody has to. It's perfectly acceptable to just say "Sorry dude, didn't realize you were playing The Definition Game. I'll pass."