Alan Branch back from suspension...

[oldrover]

Alan Branch, New England Patriots DT, reinstated from suspension

Fortunately he didn't get the Shawshank treatment...



"I'm giving you another month... to think about it."

 

[Froob]

How long before the NFL denies it?

 

[RobertWeathers]

Alan Branch, New England Patriots DT, reinstated from suspension

Fortunately he didn't get the Shawshank treatment...



"One more month!"

And it's fat ass...........by a nose!

 

[AtomicDawg]

Maybe next time he'll learn not to stab the GOAT...

 

[The Gr8est]

Maybe next time he'll learn not to stab the GOAT...

I got a cut similar to that on my thumb recently. More of a gouge than a slice. Had a hell of a time getting the bleeding to stop.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I got a cut similar to that on my thumb recently. More of a gouge than a slice. Had a hell of a time getting the bleeding to stop.

Any gouges to feet or fingers will bleed for hours.

Last month I was cutting freaking veggies for the grill and I swear I lost a good 3oz of blood from my index finger.

I had vampires and zombies all over the yard. It was a real problem. Thank god the dogs chased them away.

Whoever designed the circulatory system in humans was an idiot.

 

[Reckedtrek]

Maybe next time he'll learn not to stab the GOAT...

Maybe next time Tom'll learn not to reach too quickly for the last taco...

 

[Sicilian]

Any gouges to feet or fingers will bleed for hours.

Last month I was cutting freaking veggies for the grill and I swear I lost a good 3oz of blood from my index finger.

I had vampires and zombies all over the yard. It was a real problem. Thank god the dogs chased them away.

Whoever designed the circulatory system in humans was an idiot.

Anything above the neck is the same way. I got in a minor car accident a few years back and had a tiny, tiny cut on the top of my head (like, less than a millimeter from some glass), and my girlfriend was in tears because I looked like the final scene of Carrie.

 

[IllegalContact]

Branch is a mindless beefcake

teams need a mindless beefcake or 2

 

[Kontradiction]

Alan Branch, New England Patriots DT, reinstated from suspension

Fortunately he didn't get the Shawshank treatment...



"I'm giving you another month... to think about it."

The more important questions is this: Did Branch get cast down with the Sodomites or not?

 

[RobertWeathers]

Anything above the neck is the same way. I got in a minor car accident a few years back and had a tiny, tiny cut on the top of my head (like, less than a millimeter from some glass), and my girlfriend was in tears because I looked like the final scene of Carrie.

Oh yea. I busted my nose once playing hoop. Bled all day. Gross.

 

[oldrover]

I busted my nose once playing hoop. Bled all day. Gross.

Wow... bleeding for one whole day... I can't imagine that...



...said no woman ever.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Wow... bleeding for one whole day... I can't imagine that.../

Yea it was bad. Needed the lobster claw crushers to get my nose and septum back in alignment.

...said no woman ever.

LOL