Humor: Which Patriot is least likely to be human?

[ctpatsfan77]

A couple of months ago, Ninkovich claimed he's not human.

Was he being honest, or was he covering for someone else?

In your opinion, which Patriot is least likely to be human, and most likely to either be an android or alien?

 

[IcyPatriot]

I think I say Ninkovich ... man looks like he chews on light bulbs and rips old phone books.

Though I remember Stork sent his girlfriend away after he was drafted ...

 

[JJC]

Donte Stallworth!

http://deadspin.com/345486/donte-stallworths-alien-friend-nicco

 

[VrabelJr]

I'm 99.9% certain BB is powered by a tiny little alien with a ****pit in his brain.

 

[upstater1]

Gronk.

They programmed a lot of interesting responses into that database, but the Spanish algorithm was a little off: "Yo Soy Fiesta."

 

[Kontradiction]

I think I say Ninkovich ... man looks like he chews on light bulbs and rips old phone books.

Though I remember Stork sent his girlfriend away after he was drafted ...

My girlfriend was good friends with her in college and maintains that Stork is the biggest ******* she's ever met in her life.

 

[turkeyneck]

Gronk.

They programmed a lot of interesting responses into that database, but the Spanish algorithm was a little off: "Yo Soy Fiesta."

How do you figure? That was dead bang accurate.

 

[SomePatsFan13]

Tom Brady.

Dude is 38 years old, 39 this year and has not shown signs of slowing down. As accurate as ever, perhaps even more as he's aged.

They say Father Time is undefeated.

Time is about to hold an L.

 

[The Brandon Five]

1. Collins
2. Gronk
3. Hightower (played with a torn labrum and still brought Lynch down?)

 

[Nikolai]

This is the only time I've wished we still had Zoltan Mesko.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Collins. No one is allowed to move like that.

 

[ausbacker]

Bob Kraft. He's 100% Cialis these days.

 

[OhExaulted1]

 

[anditsgood]

Belichick

Hes been Pey-me-a-ton "superman" Manning's kryptonite since 2000

 

[OhExaulted1]

Belichick

Hes been Pey-me-a-ton "superman" Manning's kryptonite since 2000

Close......

 

[OhExaulted1]

 

[signbabybrady]

Got to be Troy Brown. He keeps stealing the bodies of small white guys to continue his career with.

 

[Joey007]

I am pretty sure Collins is secretly some kind of mutant lizard.

Actually, if you see him he kinda reminds you of a Teenage Mutant Nija Turtle..