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Ive said it all year but noooo lol

My friends (non-patriots) are harassing me and really pissing me off right now. I want to make ONE statement on Facebook that really pisses them off. Help me with that statement please!

But but but the refs halp New England but but but the refs help New England!

Could be..

Wasn’t tg Eagles kicker missing an extra point one of the big bold predictions?

WE SCORED!!!!

FYFMFE!!!

Alcohol DOESN’T ever WORK during a Patriots Super Bowl. WHY? WHY?!!!!!!

I really feel like we will score during the first quarter.

The sky is falling!!!!! Too soon?

FREE PUB!!!

Look if we are going to start bashing the Patriot of the Week award in this thread then I’m OUT!

Just took 2 Benadryl a shot of whiskey and a bottle of melatonin. See you in 4 hours.

We are having so much food and I won’t be eating any of it because of the game.

If the Pats cover Vegas is going to make a ton of money. Edit: Most smart sharps don’t touch the Super Bowl with a ten foot pole, most of the money is coming from average joes who bet on the Super Bowl more than any other event and it’s actually quite idiotic really. They deserve to lose their...

Typically no, but this year vomiting and diarrhea has been accompanied some people with the flu.

Regardless of strain the flu on average kills 35,000 Americans each year and 400-700,000 people worldwide. I have nothing against Agholor but pooping his pants on the field would be mildly entertaining. Maybe our Janet Jackson moment?

There’s two strains of flu going on right now, the most common strain is lasting 7-10 days. The flu hits everyone differently but it has been worse this year. The lungs will typically fill with some amount of fluid causing crackly lungs and a wet cough, the alveolar sacks will also tend to be...

I don’t know, I wasn’t nervous at all for Super Bowl 36 until the game actually started. I feel like my nerves get worse with each win we get because it just means that much more to the legacy and dynasty.

Well on that note it sounds like the Eagles aren’t having a good practice week.