FUNNY LINK "Explain what it's like being a [JEST] fan, using the best analogy or example you can think of"

ctpatsfan77 · 2026-05-04T14:39:35-0400

Courtesy of The Athletic. As one example: "Rooting for the Jets is like rooting for the bad guys in Home Alone."

What's it like to be a Jets fan? (Responses)

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Bill Lee · 2026-05-04T14:57:27-0400

Being Sysaphus, or having syphilis?

Probably both.

everlong · 2026-05-04T15:54:16-0400

XLIX · 2026-05-04T15:58:39-0400

Bill Lee said:
Being Sysaphus, or having syphilis?

Probably both.

Yeah but at least Sisyphus got close.

AQPE · 2026-05-04T16:03:05-0400

Slipping on an icy sidewalk on your way to work, falling in muddy water and having to wear stained clothes all day. Then slipping on a different spot on the same sidewalk on your way to work the next day and breaking your wrist, preventing you from working for two months and forcing you to think of falling in the puddle as “the good old days.”

maust · 2026-05-04T16:13:07-0400

I envision starting a new season for a Jete fan is like being the waste tank on Cousin Eddie's RV. Sometimes it's **** right out of the gate and sometimes it begins about as well as things can be considering what you are but without fail come December...

...that ****ter is full

Steve102 · 2026-05-04T16:31:06-0400

This is it for me. This kid encapsulates it perfectly.

Wozzy · 2026-05-04T16:49:27-0400

Jest's fans are that wealthy (big market) but ugly delusional girl you went to school with. She had an outsized ego because nobody ever told her she was ugly, and she was spoiled so she thought she was a princess.

She could never figure out why the boys didn't like her because she had so much going for her, especially after her nose job... and all her friends liked riding in her expensive car and playing with her expensive toys.

So she thought her aura was just too intimidating, and better than she actually was because her friends (fans) kept enabling her... but it always ended at home alone in tears.

Uptown · 2026-05-04T16:53:51-0400

Gumby · 2026-05-04T17:32:33-0400

Before I opened the thread, just having read the title, my first thought was......

Like being on the Apollo 11 mission,..... but Houston doesnt have a solution; and you just orbit the earth .... FOREVAAAAH.

farn · 2026-05-05T05:50:31-0400

Gumby said:
Before I opened the thread, just having read the title, my first thought was......

Like being on the Apollo 11 mission,..... but Houston doesnt have a solution; and you just orbit the earth .... FOREVAAAAH.

I’d say the entire Apollo 11 mission is pretty apt “as is”.

Your goal is to get to the moon. You never do. But you live and are then destined to die never to get there. Year after year of ‘non moon landing’ living.

FUNNY LINK "Explain what it's like being a [JEST] fan, using the best analogy or example you can think of"

ctpatsfan77

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What's it like to be a Jets fan? (Responses)

Bill Lee

What, me worry?

everlong

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XLIX

Pro Bowl Player

AQPE

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maust

Just Another Guy

Steve102

You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature.

Wozzy

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Uptown

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Gumby

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