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You have no idea the depth of your foolishness. I have no Pulitzers, but I have had fiction published in Ploughshares and Ontario Review, which none other than the New Yorker ranked #1 and #10 respectively among all literary journals, and which you couldn't get published in if your life depended on it. Joyce Carol Oates personally accepted (and lavishly complimented) my story for Ontario Review, which of course means nothing to you because you probably don't do a lot of reading in your free time from the assembly line and therefore have never heard of her (she's considered one of the world's greatest living novelists).

I have had a play performed professionally for three weeks in Los Angeles; here again, I'm sure you have had several performed.

I have had two books of fiction published by small presses, and have been called a literary genius, believe it or not, by a National Book Award finalist.

I have sold a feature screenplay for probably what you make in six months or more of wages.

Unfortunately, I'm still as obscure as Emily ****inson was in her lifetime, which no doubt brings you, being the fatuous fool that you are, great joy. But I'm a hell of a lot less obscure than you are, fool.
What the f**k is your problem?
 
Most rational people do not brag about their degrees, let alone writers..

You're right. I'm considering deleting my post regarding my Devry certificate. :D
 
What the f**k is your problem?
What is yours, a@shole? I was minding my own business and you came on here and insulted me, so I responded. And somehow you seem shocked that a man would stand up for himself?

"But I tell you that everyone will have to give account on the day of judgment for every empty word they have spoken. For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned.”
 
Most rational people do not brag about their degrees, let alone writers..
I bet you could write all of half a sentence on what you know about famous writers throughout history. You're talking out of your a@s about something you know squat about.
 
I bet you could write all of half a sentence on what you know about famous writers throughout history. You're talking out of your a@s about something you know squat about.


I'll bet he could with ease but that's because I've seen the quality of his posts over the years and not because he tried to shove a degree down anyone's throat.
 

In conclusion:

1. Most of my points you couldn’t argue with

2. Any point you made was completely lost in your inability to use the quote feature

3. You posted all that twice for some reason

4. In all seriousness, you have put out a lot of information that could be used to identify you. Please be careful. I think it’s a sacred line to never dox anyone online but there are others on this board who aren’t so reticent. AndyJohnson got doxxed recently and it was really messed up. If you keep posting like this (which to be honest is unlike anything I’ve ever seen on this board or any other sports or music message board) then you’re gonna piss off some of the other crazy people on here and they’ll bring it into the real world. Consider editing or deleting some of this stuff.
 
You have no idea the depth of your foolishness. I have no Pulitzers, but I have had fiction published in Ploughshares and Ontario Review, which none other than the New Yorker ranked #1 and #10 respectively among all literary journals, and which you couldn't get published in if your life depended on it. Joyce Carol Oates personally accepted (and lavishly complimented) my story for Ontario Review, which of course means nothing to you because you probably don't do a lot of reading in your free time from the assembly line and therefore have never heard of her (she's considered one of the world's greatest living novelists).

I have had a play performed professionally for three weeks in Los Angeles; here again, I'm sure you have had several performed.

I have had two books of fiction published by small presses, and have been called a literary genius, believe it or not, by a National Book Award finalist.

I have sold a feature screenplay for probably what you make in six months or more of wages.

Unfortunately, I'm still as obscure as Emily ****inson was in her lifetime, which no doubt brings you, being the fatuous fool that you are, great joy. But I'm a hell of a lot less obscure than you are, fool.
Congratulations on your personal success. I can appreciate and admire your struggles. As you know, talent will out but it’s still subjective and chosen in a lot of cases.

I always wanted to be a “writer” of good fiction/literature in the realm of Faulkner, Agee, and even Porter. However, as I quickly learned in University, there is also a game to be played that requires an ability to suck up, brown nose and fawn over all sorts of literary types that may hold no more writing ability than a tweeting orange rind of a human yet one’s future in getting published requires it with the end result of no guarantees and still having to live with the person in the mirror.

I find solace in this forum (and poetry) where I mock others and myself in jest (not jets) with an occasional lyric parody because to me, it’s more important to be a good person and a Pats fan than being a condescending, narcissistic published Pats fan. But that’s just me.

Again, congratulations, and good luck with the screenplay and future artistic endeavors.
 
Didn't really want to make a new thread for this but Talib was asked who his toughest cover is...

9 minute 30 second mark
 
In conclusion:

1. Most of my points you couldn’t argue with

2. Any point you made was completely lost in your inability to use the quote feature

3. You posted all that twice for some reason

4. In all seriousness, you have put out a lot of information that could be used to identify you. Please be careful. I think it’s a sacred line to never dox anyone online but there are others on this board who aren’t so reticent. AndyJohnson got doxxed recently and it was really messed up. If you keep posting like this (which to be honest is unlike anything I’ve ever seen on this board or any other sports or music message board) then you’re gonna piss off some of the other crazy people on here and they’ll bring it into the real world. Consider editing or deleting some of this stuff.
I think you have a poor understanding of the word, "most." You found a spelling error and a misplaced apostrophe in my post; all the rest of your supposed corrections were nothing more than evidence of your ignorance of the English language. You may not realize this, as it seems to be a commonly held misconception among the "me" generation which odds are high includes you, but simply stating something does not make it true.

Anyone who doesn't understand a comma splice probably shouldn't presume to correct someone else's grammar, especially if that someone else has more credentials, purely objectively speaking, in English. I have taught English at multiple universities; but I'm sure you have taught English at dozens of universities.

It's really rich that someone who started out mocking and insulting me is now suddenly concerned for my welfare (but not so concerned as to neglect to first insult me again, or at least attempt to).
 
I think you have a poor understanding of the word, "most." You found a spelling error and a misplaced apostrophe in my post; all the rest of your supposed corrections were nothing more than evidence of your ignorance of the English language. You may not realize this, as it seems to be a commonly held misconception among the "me" generation which odds are high includes you, but simply stating something does not make it true.

Anyone who doesn't understand a comma splice probably shouldn't presume to correct someone else's grammar, especially if that someone else has more credentials, purely objectively speaking, in English. I have taught English at multiple universities; but I'm sure you have taught English at dozens of universities.

It's really rich that someone who started out mocking and insulting me is now suddenly concerned for my welfare (but not so concerned as to neglect to first insult me again, or at least attempt to).

Wow. Your me me me stuff is unbelievable.

No one insulted you initially. You got butt hurt by a typical north south joke.
 
Wow. Your me me me stuff is unbelievable.

No one insulted you initially. You got butt hurt by a typical north south joke.
Are you drunk? Here's the post I responded to:

Yesssssss
You just can’t help yourself.

A few weeks ago you emphatically stated that Patriots O linemen have no business going out to dinner with their wives mid week during season

And now Edelman shouldn’t go to the movies.

You are one of a kind

I do wonder why you didn’t try to validate today’s lame take by declaring again that you possess five degrees including one from Johns Hopkins

PS: Do online degrees really count?
 
Are you drunk? Here's the post I responded to:

Nope. You got butt hurt well before that and if you're as intelligent as you say you are you'd realize that.
 
Anyway TN I wish you well.
 
I'm amazed Talib is still somewhat alive and coherent. Of all the players that did f!cked up sh!t and either was booted from the league or totally lost it and never found their way back....Talib was a poster child in more ways then one. He either has incredibly good luck or has rare bouts of common sense...good for him.
 
I only have a BS in Wildlife Biology...

but I have been arrested for assault
and been charged by a grizzly bear.
 
I think you have a poor understanding of the word, "most." You found a spelling error and a misplaced apostrophe in my post; all the rest of your supposed corrections were nothing more than evidence of your ignorance of the English language. You may not realize this, as it seems to be a commonly held misconception among the "me" generation which odds are high includes you, but simply stating something does not make it true.

Anyone who doesn't understand a comma splice probably shouldn't presume to correct someone else's grammar, especially if that someone else has more credentials, purely objectively speaking, in English. I have taught English at multiple universities; but I'm sure you have taught English at dozens of universities.

It's really rich that someone who started out mocking and insulting me is now suddenly concerned for my welfare (but not so concerned as to neglect to first insult me again, or at least attempt to).

Yeah you're right, I'm not that concerned for your welfare. :D

I'm out. This has been one of the strangest conversations I've ever had on this board. I'm guessing you won't last long here.

Also, "Patriot" should be capitalized in your username.
 
Yeah you're right, I'm not that concerned for your welfare. :D

I'm out. This has been one of the strangest conversations I've ever had on this board. I'm guessing you won't last long here.

Also, "Patriot" should be capitalized in your username.
I've been on here a while, thank you very much. And I certainly won't let a twit like you run me off.

By the way, I may have a Ph.D. but if you're ever in Tennessee, send me a PM and we can get together for a nice little chat. Somehow I think you might take my welfare a little more seriously after said chat.
 
I've been on here a while, thank you very much. And I certainly won't let a twit like you run me off.

By the way, I may have a Ph.D. but if you're ever in Tennessee, send me a PM and we can get together for a nice little chat. Somehow I think you might take my welfare a little more seriously after said chat.

Is this you?

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God this thread whips ass
 
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