Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

JetFan79 · Oct 11, 2019

Tunescribe said:
No, you're the one being foolish. Adult mononucleosis is a much more dangerous animal. Darnit's immune system likely was compromised BEFORE he contracted the disease and recovery time actually is much longer than Jete doctors are allowing. With Darnit prematurely pressed into service a relapse is looming.

Link: Stages of mononucleosis - Healthtopquestions - HTQ

Quote: "Mononucleosis proceeds in 3 phases. First, a prodrome phase lasting 1-2 weeks with few if any symptoms. Second, an acute phase lasting 2 to 6 weeks during which the affected individual may be very sick with fevers, swollen glands, severe sore throat, and exhaustion. And third, a convalescent phase lasting 2 to 6 months during which the acute symptoms have resolved but the patient suffers from lowered physical & mental energy, endurance, and easy fatiguability."

Dr. Looney Tunes.

Joker · Oct 11, 2019

THIS is the typical Jete fan..........

THIS is why the rest of the country consider these cretins to be brain damaged green trash...

JetFan79 · Oct 11, 2019

Tunescribe · Oct 11, 2019

Playing Darnit now is looking both stupid and risky. Link: Adam Gase cracks a morbid quip ahead of Sam Darnold's return from mono

Quote: "Darnold will wear extra protective padding for his rib cage area for the rest of the season, just in case anything were to go wrong. But the hope is the offensive line will be extra motivated that Darnold is back and will step up its play."

A real confidence booster for Dam: placing your life in the hands of Googly Gaze and a porous offensive line.

Quote: "At the end of the day, Darnold has trust in the Jets doctors and knows they wouldn’t put him out there if they knew it was unsafe."

TommyD4207 · Oct 11, 2019

JetFan79 said:
Dr. Looney Tunes.

6-0 <-------------- That's what six wins in a season looks like. I know you may have forgotten, it's been a long time.

Ice_Ice_Brady · Oct 11, 2019

JetFan79 said:
That's just foolish. Plenty of HS kids get mono and play sports within weeks.

No they don’t.

StockingAnarchyNumber12 · Oct 11, 2019

Question: What is green, dumb and smells like sewer waste?

Answer: The Jete

Question: What is pathetic, ugly and embarrassing?

Answer: The jete.

Question: What is 5 - -6?

Answer: The jete...

Screw the jete

captain stone · Oct 11, 2019

chris_in_sunnyvale said:
This brought back one of my favorite Jete memories...

10-1 Jete, winners of said 9-straight, going into Miami. Paul McGuire boldly predicts the Jete would not win another game that season. Jete finish 10-6.

Regards,
Chris

I remember the '86 Jete...I also remember saying at the time that they were the worst 10-1 team in NFL history.

captain stone · Oct 11, 2019

Tunescribe said:
Quote: "Darnold will wear extra protective padding for his rib cage area for the rest of the season, just in case anything were to go wrong. But the hope is the offensive line will be extra motivated that Darnold is back and will step up its play."

Did Googly actually say that?

Tunescribe · Oct 11, 2019

captain stone said:
Did Googly actually say that?

It's from the article's reporting narrative.

Clonamery · Oct 12, 2019

BaconGrundleCandy said:

Less than 10 days ago the Jete QB had this mind frame. Sounds like he’s ready to face an NFL defense like the Cowboys. Giddyap Jete fans.

maust · Oct 12, 2019

So the Ficken Jete would rather continue with Fales than Falk. Who wouldn't rather a good Falk than more Fales? Says a lot about the masochism level in that (dis)organization right there, none of it good but all of it amusing

Jets waive Luke Falk

Tunescribe · Oct 12, 2019

maust1013 said:
So the Ficken Jete would rather continue with Fales than Falk. Who wouldn't rather a good Falk than more Fales? Says a lot about the masochism level in that (dis)organization right there, none of it good but all of it amusing

Jets waive Luke Falk

My head just exploded. How amazingly PERFECT is it for the Jete to have a QB named Fails? Cannot wait for him to take the reins and lead the green garbage to more failure. I mean, if someone tried to sell a novel or screenplay with this kind of stuff -- "budding star quarterback gets mono, has relapse/injury/brain cramp, replaced by Fails" -- you would, well, fail spectacularly.

Ice_Ice_Brady · Oct 12, 2019

Tunescribe said:
My head just exploded. How amazingly PERFECT is it for the Jete to have a QB named Fails? Cannot wait for him to take the reins and lead the green garbage to more failure. I mean, if someone tried to sell a novel or screenplay with this kind of stuff -- "budding star quarterback gets mono, has relapse/injury/brain cramp, replaced by Fails" -- you would, well, fail spectacularly.

David Fails
Damn Darnit
Christian Hackenberg
Dirty Sanchez
Luke Focker
Gee,no Kidding he sucks

It’s just too easy.

Mike the Brit · Oct 12, 2019

Ice_Ice_Brady said:
David Fails
Damn Darnit
Christian Hackenberg
Dirty Sanchez
Luke Focker
Gee,no Kidding he sucks

It’s just too easy.

And there's also Fitz6picks -- still going, somehow. And Bryce Pretty-awful.

Tunescribe · Oct 12, 2019

Ice_Ice_Brady said:
David Fails
Damn Darnit
Christian Hackenberg
Dirty Sanchez
Luke Focker
Gee,no Kidding he sucks

It’s just too easy.

Mike the Brit said:
And there's also Fitz6picks -- still going, somehow. And Bryce Pretty-awful.

My versions included:

Christian Quackenbush
Gee-No! Smith
Bryce Pity
Ryan Fizzlepack
Josh McClown
Buttfumbler

Joker · Oct 13, 2019

Tunescribe said:
My versions included:

Christian Quackenbush
Gee-No! Smith
Bryce Pity
Ryan Fizzlepack
Josh McClown
Buttfumbler

ahem...you seem to have forgotten Vernot "LonelyWalksDownByThePond" Goatston

Tunescribe · Oct 13, 2019

They_Hate_We · Oct 13, 2019

Tunescribe said:
....a convalescent phase lasting 2 to 6 months during which the acute symptoms have resolved but the patient suffers from lowered physical & mental energy, endurance, and easy fatiguability."

These sound like symptoms of someone experiencing the affects of Jete. Especially during fall and winter!

Maybe Dam Darnit has an advanced case of Jete?

Tunescribe · Oct 13, 2019

They_Hate_We said:
These sound like symptoms of someone experiencing the affects of Jete. Especially during fall and winter!

Maybe Dam Darnit has an advanced case of Jete?

Jeteleosis?

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