Tom Brady pitching snake oil

[TB_Helmet]

Brady is the second coming of P.T. Barnum.

People are out of work and dying and Tone Deaf Tommy is pitching a $300K Escalade telling buyers it might reduce their "stress level" among other things.

“Parting ways with my Becker ESV won’t be easy. From day one it became my sanctuary from the outside noise,” the Tampa Bay Buccaneer star is quoted as saying in the listing. “I took pride in picking out all the customizations of the ESV; from the trim of the seats to the color of the rug. With such limited time in my busy schedule, the ESV gave me those extra minutes to study my playbook, make phone calls and be with my family. Immediately my productivity went up and my stress came down. I hope the next owner will take great care of her; she will always be a part of the Brady family.”

Did he really write that? Damn maybe he is starting to go off the rails a bit.

 

[Teej]

Did he really write that? Damn maybe he is starting to go off the rails a bit.

I think the only bulb that shines bright with him is when he's on a football field.

 

[captain stone]

He shoulda stayed with Bridget...

 

[PittPatriot]

It’s only got 13,000 miles....not sure how much time he travelled in it vs. just sat in it to have have gotten so bonded with it.
Sorry, “her”...not “it.”

 

[raduray]

If you think that’s nuts, wait until you hear how Mormonism started!

If you want to get into that, we can discuss the burning bush.

 

[scout]

It’s only got 13,000 miles....not sure how much time he travelled in it vs. just sat in it to have have gotten so bonded with it.
Sorry, “her”...not “it.”

I had a similar remark about calling an object "she". The whole selling point was not about the vehicles options, but about his connection to it. How much is the family's net worth?

 

[Teej]

Poor Brady, he has a high priced house and car on the market amid uncertain times.

In 2018 he put his Brookline house on the market for $69 mil but 653 days later it's still unsold and the price has dropped to $33 mil.

I don't know why anyone in their right mind would pay $300K for his used sanctuary/car

 

[PatsWSB47]

Poor Brady, he has a high priced house and car on the market amid uncertain times.

In 2018 he put his Brookline house on the market for $69 mil but 653 days later it's still unsold and the price has dropped to $33 mil.

I don't know why anyone in their right mind would pay $330K for his used sanctuary/car

Poor Brady, he has a high priced house and car on the market amid uncertain times.

In 2018 he put his Brookline house on the market for $69 mil but 653 days later it's still unsold and the price has dropped to $33 mil.

I don't know why anyone in their right mind would pay $330K for his used sanctuary/car

Come on Teej, let it out. You've been so quiet on anything Brady.

 

[captain stone]

If you think that’s nuts, wait until you hear how Mormonism started!

Or islam...

 

[Teej]

Come on Teej, let it out. You've been so quiet on anything Brady.

Could you repeat that? Could you repeat that?

You can edit your post but I know you repeated the quote.

 

[PatsWSB47]

Could you repeat that? Could you repeat that?

You can edit your post but I know you repeated the quote.

Yeah I'm not sure how I did that but when I think about it, it kind of fits. Your Brady takes are always negative to the point where it's like a broken record.....Brady bad, Brady Bad, Brady bad.....

 

[sb1]

Brady is all about his brand now more than the game of football.

By playing at a high level at age 43+ he can tell the world "Look at me. My TB12 system works". Who can argue? That's what it's all about.

 

[borg]

Poor Brady, he has a high priced house and car on the market amid uncertain times.

In 2018 he put his Brookline house on the market for $69 mil but 653 days later it's still unsold and the price has dropped to $33 mil.

I don't know why anyone in their right mind would pay $330K for his used sanctuary/car

The sales price is interesting. Has to be the only 3 year old Cadillac that didn’t lose 60% value after 3 years. Asking a massive premium to experience the “essence” of Tompa .... Celebrity 101 chapter 2
Chapter 3 ..... “Slap your name on it and mark it up 800%”

 

[Tony2046]

Brady is all about his brand now more than the game of football.

By playing at a high level at age 43+ he can tell the world "Look at me. My TB12 system works". Who can argue? That's what it's all about.

How does this make any sense??? If he wins a lot it's not because he cares about football or winning??

He wants another ring. That's why he's still playing.

 

[Tony2046]

The sales price is interesting. Has to be the only 3 year old Cadillac that didn’t lose 60% value after 3 years. Asking a massive premium to experience the “essence” of Tompa .... Celebrity 101 chapter 2
Chapter 3 ..... “Slap your name on it and mark it up 800%”

It originally cost $350K and he's asking $300K. And I'm pretty sure Brady's used car is worth more than Mr. Smorgasborg's used car.

 

[borg]

It originally cost $350K and he's asking $300K. And I'm pretty sure Brady's used car is worth more than Mr. Smorgasborg's used car.

Why

 

[1960Pats]

He shoulda stayed with Bridget...

What's the difference? I think his goose was cooked either way.

 

[1960Pats]

If you think that’s nuts, wait until you hear how Mormonism started!

Scientology might be a better choice.

 

[1960Pats]

If you want to get into that, we can discuss the burning bush.

I had two of those in front of my house for many years and they were awesome. As bright a red as their is. The only problem was how rapidly they'd grow.

 

[amfootball]

Brady is all about his brand now more than the game of football.

By playing at a high level at age 43+ he can tell the world "Look at me. My TB12 system works". Who can argue? That's what it's all about.

Yep. He is the only QB in the history of the game to start all 16 games at age 42 and also the first QB to get a fully guaranteed two year contract when he will turn 43. He can pretty much pitch anything he wants. He is the ultimate case study.