PFT: Illness making its way around Eagles locker room.

[JarOfMayo51]

Just in time for their most important stretch of practices

Excellent......

 

[BadMoFo]

Watch us get blamed. Butler "accidentally" coughed on one of them.

 

[XLIX]

Flu virus, do your job.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Wonderful ... #DiarrheaGate

 

[Snooky97]

#flugate
#coughgate
#sickgate
#pathategate
#goat

 

[fnordcircle]

Hey guys, just so you know I brought something back from Thailand and did my Patriotic duty.

You're welcome.

 

[patriot1136]

The Eagles have had two players on the injury list for "illness," one of whom (Jernigan) was still out yesterday. Very likely flu (or the roughly equivalent adenovirus that is also making the rounds this year - the latter is usually confined to institutions like army bases).

This virus might be adding to ‘flu’ misery, but you can't get the vaccine

Either of these can do real damage to a team. Being strong and healthy sometimes doesn't help against the flu - indeed in the 1918 flu epidemic that killed more people the first World War, it was the folks in their mid-20's that were most vulnerable.

I work in healthcare and this cold and flu season is out of control. I've actually been seeing a lot of adenovirus too believe it or not. Also other viruses such as parainfluenza virus and all of the various rhinovirus.

 

[Nikolai]

Hey, if the Pats were the cHEatRz that everyone says they are, this would be the kind of next level stuff BB and TFB would do on the regular...biological warfare...not deflating footballs for ****s sake.

As for the actual illness, that sucks for them. I don't feel bad. It is what it is.

 

[TB12TheGoat]

good. maybe they will know what our guys felt like in 06

 

[RobertWeathers]

This is why you drink 37 glasses of water a day

...and 37 coming out the the other end.

 

[TB_Helmet]

We joke about it, but if it spreads more, I guarantee you that you'll start seeing the hot takes come in from the sports media about the Patriots somehow being involved.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

"Give me the antidote!" - Pennsylvania Jones

Regards,
Chris

 

[RedSleevesPinkStripes]

Dr. Bill went 12 Monkeys on Philly's locker room

 

[WinstonSmith]

Now we only need to convince several disgruntled Viking fans to pull the Eagle's fire alarms repeatedly every night leading up to the SB.

 

[Observer]

I am really impressed by our cheating prowess. B.B. has really outdone himself, but timing could have been a bit better so that there was more impact on Sunday. Or perhaps he factored in the time it would take to spread for maximum effect.

 

[Soliel]

The eagles are fried, they know it, we know it, everyone knows that. They want a brady kiss tho

 

[SHOWTIME15]

I am really impressed by our cheating prowess. B.B. has really outdone himself, but timing could have been a bit better so that there was more impact on Sunday. Or perhaps he factored in the time it would take to spread for maximum effect.

The flu needs time to spread among the whole team. 3-4 days is ideal.

 

[Kdo5]

Cue the excuses.

 

[resdubwhite]

BS..... sleight of hand.

 

[luuked]

If true they might start collapsing earlier in the second half of the game than I thought. Perfect..