Time for an emergency third option at quarterback

[1960Pats]

My mistake, she wants him to be an actor. But he should be old enough to play sports, so maybe someone to keep an eye on.

I can see it now.
Jack Brady is at the end of an incredible career after playing for less than market value on one year contracts and goes to owner Jonathan Kraft to see if he can get an extension and a boost in pay. Kraft sides with GM/HC Steve Belichick and allows Jack to leave. Jack joins the Munich Mudcats as a FA and wins the World Bowl in his first year there with HC John Harbaugh Jr.

 

[1960Pats]

I'll do it. But no later than 5pm and then I have to go home (2 hour flight). I have a real job to do on the weekdays.

I can help you if you need it. I'm fast, I pack a powerful hit and I have quick, strong hands with fingers like glue that can catch anything. If needed as a backup QB I also have a pretty strong arm. And, I'm bigger than Doug Flutie.
I know you can use me but I'll need one thing... a time machine that can go back at least 50 years and get those things. I'll need it to pass Flutie too.

 

[Nikolai]

I can help you if you need it. I'm fast, I pack a powerful hit and I have quick, strong hands with fingers like glue that can catch anything. If needed as a backup QB I also have a pretty strong arm. And, I'm bigger than Doug Flutie.
I know you can use me but I'll need one thing... a time machine that can go back at least 50 years and get those things. I'll need it to pass Flutie too.

With confidence like this, we'll be ahead of what's out there right now. Ok, so maybe we're both a little older, but we can't be worse.

I say **** it...we ball