The Sheer Subliminal Brilliance of Tom Brady

[patriotfantyler]

I'll bet anyone a dollar that the Brady cookbook has nothing that comes close to the

Mac and Cheese stuffed Bacon Taco

Or the Pabst Blue Reuben:

I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at the bacon taco!

 

[rochrist]

Yeah well well

tom brady's name has 8 letters in it, you know what else has 8 letters? innocent

Coincidence? I don't think so.

Not convinced?

if you rearrange the letters in brady's name and then add a few letters you can spell out

"Tom brady is innocent."

So you think a freaking mattress company came up with an utterly opaque (in any other context) concept for an expensive commercial on their own?

 

[chasa]

So you think a freaking mattress company came up with an utterly opaque (in any other context) concept for an expensive commercial on their own?

No I think a mattress company hired a marketing company to come up with a clever, fun commercial.

 

[IllegalContact]

I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at the bacon taco!

you worry too much.......negative health data on bacon is inaccurate

 

[rochrist]

No I think a mattress company hired a marketing company to come up with a clever, fun commercial.

That had no connection to deflategate whatsoever.

 

[Jackson 2]

I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at the bacon taco!

Agreed, but Jesus that thing looks great...imagine that with a long-neck aluminum bottle that's been in a tub of ice for a couple of hours...

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

I nominate Tom Brady to be Daniel Craig's successor for the James Bond franchise.

Lol come on man. After seeing his horrible acting in Ted 2? You have to be absolutely nuts!

So James Bond movies feature good acting? Who knew?

 

[chasa]

That had no connection to deflategate whatsoever.

so what you're saying, and correctly me if I'm off base here, is that:

1.) A highly regarded bed company, hired tom brady to write, direct, and star in a commercial.
2.)Brady decides to use this opportunity, one of his first in truely mainstream advertising, to use the commercial as a vehicle to go after the NFL.
3.)upon seeing this video, which so CLEARLY is an attack on the nfl over deflate gate, this super famous company approved it.

thats what your saying right?

 

[NashuaPats]

Agreed, but Jesus that thing looks great...imagine that with a long-neck aluminum bottle that's been in a tub of ice for a couple of hours...

I'm drooling over Rob Ninkovich's gumbo.

 

[Joker]

 

[rochrist]

so what you're saying, and correctly me if I'm off base here, is that:

1.) A highly regarded bed company, hired tom brady to write, direct, and star in a commercial.
2.)Brady decides to use this opportunity, one of his first in truely mainstream advertising, to use the commercial as a vehicle to go after the NFL.
3.)upon seeing this video, which so CLEARLY is an attack on the nfl over deflate gate, this super famous company approved it.

thats what your saying right?

Nope.

 

[Big Bucks]

Has Kraft finally found his Milk Tray man. Perfecto. So that's how he gets his salary bump



Unfortunately the role has been filled, plus doubt he would promote chocolate!

 

[PatsFanSince74]

No I think a mattress company hired a marketing company to come up with a clever, fun commercial.

Absolutely. Especially when everyone knows who will be on the mattress with him...

 

[PatsFanSince74]

so what you're saying, and correctly me if I'm off base here, is that:

1.) A highly regarded bed company, hired tom brady to write, direct, and star in a commercial.
2.)Brady decides to use this opportunity, one of his first in truely mainstream advertising, to use the commercial as a vehicle to go after the NFL.
3.)upon seeing this video, which so CLEARLY is an attack on the nfl over deflate gate, this super famous company approved it.

thats what your saying right?

Is what your trying to say (and I would agree with you) is that "Sometimes a mattress is just a mattress?"

 

[PatsFanSince74]

If anything, YOU are the one with a pathology. You know what else has 8 letters in it?

D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D

And, ****head spelled backwards is Daehkcid, which is Swahili for "NFL Commissioner." The "coincidences" just keep piling up!

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Gawd if he opened the door and she was lying there...epic

That would have blown the Budget for a mattress commercial...now, if they were selling Gulfstreams or Maybachs, then they'd have been able to afford her.

 

[RobertWeathers]

That would have blown the Budget for a mattress commercial...now, if they were selling Gulfstreams or Maybachs, then they'd have been able to afford her.

True.

I'm a little surprised Tom would do this kind of ad. Granted it's an upscale mattress it is still a mattress.

That's why I think there is a Godfather undertone here...

 

[IllegalContact]

people are stupid

Tom Brady's cookbook, priced at $200, is sold out

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

I nominate Tom Brady to be Daniel Craig's successor for the James Bond franchise.

Goodell = Blofeld, An evil genius with aspirations of world domination,

 

[RobertWeathers]

people are stupid

Tom Brady's cookbook, priced at $200, is sold out

No kidding. $29.95 on Amazon would have been a little more reasonable.

Dummies.