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It has become very clear who heads the Patriots Psychological War Department....Mr. Bruschi. Oh sure, he walks down the street glad-handing local fans. Poses for photos with soccer moms. Signs autographs for Jerry from Somerville. Fulfills media obligations. But this former Patriots legend is under assignment. Self imposed? Possibly. Under marching orders from his former commander? Does anyone really know that answer?
What we do know is clear. Teddy has infiltrated the "national sports media complex"...a ministry devoted to the destruction of all Patriots' accomplishments. He has been granted a platform to reveal the inner machinaries that lie inside Fort Gillette.
Sure Agent Bruschi has played his role well. Criticize the defense. Question decision making. Well played Agent Bruschi. The first stage of his mission is complete.
But stage two of this war is now upon us and AB has a new directive....Battle Psych Ops. Unify Patriot locker room. Distract and divide opponent.
His Week 1 mission:
1) Lower expectations
2) Mentally damage opposing QB
Check and Check
His Week 2 mission:
1) Create media distraction for opposition
2) Mentally damage opposing QB
Operation underway
The fact that ESPN is complicit is beyond brilliant. Clearly the Soap Opera Network is thrilled that Bruschi is creating weekly drama. Who will Teddy call out next week....stay tuned. After the break, see what the Jets Coach, the Jets QB, the Jets RG, the Jets O Coordinator, and the Jets owner all have to say about Our Man, ESPN Analyst Teddy Bruschi.
Wait....I'm picking up something. An encripted message has just left the Gillette Bunker for Agent Bruschi...talk about "The Hair"....talk about "The Hair".
What we do know is clear. Teddy has infiltrated the "national sports media complex"...a ministry devoted to the destruction of all Patriots' accomplishments. He has been granted a platform to reveal the inner machinaries that lie inside Fort Gillette.
Sure Agent Bruschi has played his role well. Criticize the defense. Question decision making. Well played Agent Bruschi. The first stage of his mission is complete.
But stage two of this war is now upon us and AB has a new directive....Battle Psych Ops. Unify Patriot locker room. Distract and divide opponent.
His Week 1 mission:
1) Lower expectations
2) Mentally damage opposing QB
Check and Check
His Week 2 mission:
1) Create media distraction for opposition
2) Mentally damage opposing QB
Operation underway
The fact that ESPN is complicit is beyond brilliant. Clearly the Soap Opera Network is thrilled that Bruschi is creating weekly drama. Who will Teddy call out next week....stay tuned. After the break, see what the Jets Coach, the Jets QB, the Jets RG, the Jets O Coordinator, and the Jets owner all have to say about Our Man, ESPN Analyst Teddy Bruschi.
Wait....I'm picking up something. An encripted message has just left the Gillette Bunker for Agent Bruschi...talk about "The Hair"....talk about "The Hair".
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