MetalBleachers
Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job
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How to be a Sports "Analyst", Bayless Style:
1. Mousse hair in attempt to appear younger. Seem blissfully unaware of how ridiculous you look.
2. Make rudimentary points that seem like concessions. (ex. "Hey, the Patriots are a good team. I'm not saying they aren't.")
3. Speak against common sense in order to make waves. Provide emphasis through volume. (ex. "Jay Cutler is more clutch that Tom Brady!")
4. Note reaction, then go one step further. (ex. "Tom Brady is the most overrated clutch player in history!")
congratulations! Now you're working for ESPN, the MTV of sports networks!
1. Mousse hair in attempt to appear younger. Seem blissfully unaware of how ridiculous you look.
2. Make rudimentary points that seem like concessions. (ex. "Hey, the Patriots are a good team. I'm not saying they aren't.")
3. Speak against common sense in order to make waves. Provide emphasis through volume. (ex. "Jay Cutler is more clutch that Tom Brady!")
4. Note reaction, then go one step further. (ex. "Tom Brady is the most overrated clutch player in history!")
congratulations! Now you're working for ESPN, the MTV of sports networks!