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Tom Brady's Day
10:30 am- Wakes up
11:15 am- Watches SportsCenter; Giselle serves him breakfast
12:00-3:00 pm- Plays with kids and goes over homework
3:00-6:30 pm- Plays video games
7:30 pm- Gets escorted via limo to MNF Game
8:15 pm- Throws first touchdown pass to receiver who just joined the team
8:28 pm- Throws second touchdown pass to Wes Welker
8:51 pm- Throws first incompletion of game; tells team if they don't play better, he's going to request a rade
8:53 pm, 9:14 pm, and 9:42 pm- Throws third, fourth, and fifth touchdowns of game
10:15 pm- Blows off Andrea Kramer for post-game interview
10:30-11:40 pm- Picks out outfit for press conference
11:41-11:42 pm- Press conference
11:50-11:55 pm- Takes out kids for ice cream; buys new video game
12:00 pm- Goes to bed with Giselle
Peyton Manning
2:15 am- Wakes up in cold sweat, dreading the next game
3:12 am- Arrives at Reggie Wayne's house; drags him out of bed while threatening him with a shotgun
3:20-7:30 am- Throws slant routes to Wayne for four hours
7:32 am- Holds meeting at house with entire team; breaks down film; swears at water boy several times
8:22 am- Practices hand gestures and audibles by cursing at his wife and making her change the breakfast menu 16 times
10:00 am- 3:00 pm- Films 16 commercials with companies such as TurboGraphix16, Post-It, Captain Crunch, SogoTrade, and Bob's Discount Auto Dealers
3:15-4:00 pm- Runs on treadmill for 45 minutes with speed setting at "1.5"
4:00-4:45 pm- Wipes sweat from forehead
5:00 pm- Watches Tom Brady through his gigantic telescope; shakes head in disgust and attempts voodoo hex
5:30 pm- Takes out 3800 flash cards containing different game scenarios; attempts to to visualize entire game and break it down into Roman Numeral codes
6:00 pm- Calls radio show anonymously and claims the Colts are a one-man team
6:30-7:30 pm- Arrives at stadium 90 minutes before kickoff to quiz young fans on different formations; when a little kid gets an answer wrong, gargles Gatorade and spits it in his face
7:30-8:00 pm- Vomits for thirty minutes in locker room while thinking about the game
8:02 pm- Screams at receiver for dropping ball thrown at feet
8:06 pm- Throws ball into quadruple coverage for Austin Collie, who gets a concussion for running the audible pattern
9:12 pm- At halftime, mopes in the "Peyton Manning Room" and doesn't talk to anyone
9:49 pm- Throws his second touchdown of the game to bring the Colts within 5 points in the fourth quarter
10:15 pm- Throws his third interception of the game in the red zone, as Colts are eliminated from playoffs
10:30 pm- Throws offensive line, receivers, defense, and coaching staff under the bus at press conference
10:45-12:00 pm- Films commercials for Sam's Choice and Sizzler.
Tom Brady's Day
10:30 am- Wakes up
11:15 am- Watches SportsCenter; Giselle serves him breakfast
12:00-3:00 pm- Plays with kids and goes over homework
3:00-6:30 pm- Plays video games
7:30 pm- Gets escorted via limo to MNF Game
8:15 pm- Throws first touchdown pass to receiver who just joined the team
8:28 pm- Throws second touchdown pass to Wes Welker
8:51 pm- Throws first incompletion of game; tells team if they don't play better, he's going to request a rade
8:53 pm, 9:14 pm, and 9:42 pm- Throws third, fourth, and fifth touchdowns of game
10:15 pm- Blows off Andrea Kramer for post-game interview
10:30-11:40 pm- Picks out outfit for press conference
11:41-11:42 pm- Press conference
11:50-11:55 pm- Takes out kids for ice cream; buys new video game
12:00 pm- Goes to bed with Giselle
Peyton Manning
2:15 am- Wakes up in cold sweat, dreading the next game
3:12 am- Arrives at Reggie Wayne's house; drags him out of bed while threatening him with a shotgun
3:20-7:30 am- Throws slant routes to Wayne for four hours
7:32 am- Holds meeting at house with entire team; breaks down film; swears at water boy several times
8:22 am- Practices hand gestures and audibles by cursing at his wife and making her change the breakfast menu 16 times
10:00 am- 3:00 pm- Films 16 commercials with companies such as TurboGraphix16, Post-It, Captain Crunch, SogoTrade, and Bob's Discount Auto Dealers
3:15-4:00 pm- Runs on treadmill for 45 minutes with speed setting at "1.5"
4:00-4:45 pm- Wipes sweat from forehead
5:00 pm- Watches Tom Brady through his gigantic telescope; shakes head in disgust and attempts voodoo hex
5:30 pm- Takes out 3800 flash cards containing different game scenarios; attempts to to visualize entire game and break it down into Roman Numeral codes
6:00 pm- Calls radio show anonymously and claims the Colts are a one-man team
6:30-7:30 pm- Arrives at stadium 90 minutes before kickoff to quiz young fans on different formations; when a little kid gets an answer wrong, gargles Gatorade and spits it in his face
7:30-8:00 pm- Vomits for thirty minutes in locker room while thinking about the game
8:02 pm- Screams at receiver for dropping ball thrown at feet
8:06 pm- Throws ball into quadruple coverage for Austin Collie, who gets a concussion for running the audible pattern
9:12 pm- At halftime, mopes in the "Peyton Manning Room" and doesn't talk to anyone
9:49 pm- Throws his second touchdown of the game to bring the Colts within 5 points in the fourth quarter
10:15 pm- Throws his third interception of the game in the red zone, as Colts are eliminated from playoffs
10:30 pm- Throws offensive line, receivers, defense, and coaching staff under the bus at press conference
10:45-12:00 pm- Films commercials for Sam's Choice and Sizzler.
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