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I really hate the Jersey Green Beans. Even with Tubby Ratfink gone (replaced by Tubby Wrecks), this remains a loathsome franchise. Lousy owner and management; a frustrated fan base that can't afford PSLs in the new stadium's lower bowl; a long and laughable history of futility on the field. It's ugly down there, and looks to get only uglier. It seems to me that T. Wrecks is hell-bent on making the Beans an outlaw-type team of dirty players -- especially on defense. New Jersey will be a stupid, dirty, aggressive, physical, undisciplined team that is sure to lose more than it wins while stirring controversy with its style of play. They'll take plenty of cheap shots and won't score many touchdowns. The fans will boo and T. Wrecks will get fatter. Joe Namath will stay away and Fireman Ed will finally give up and join an ashram in India.

I thank God I'm not a pro football fan living in New Jersey. :scared:
 
I really hate the Jersey Green Beans. Even with Tubby Ratfink gone (replaced by Tubby Wrecks), this remains a loathsome franchise. Lousy owner and management; a frustrated fan base that can't afford PSLs in the new stadium's lower bowl; a long and laughable history of futility on the field. It's ugly down there, and looks to get only uglier. It seems to me that T. Tdihey'l. Wrecks is hell-bent on making the Beans an outlaw-type team of rty players -- especially on defense. New Jersey will be a stupid, dirty, aggressive, physical, undisciplined team that is sure to lose more than it wins while stirring controversy with its style of playl take plenty of cheap shots and won't score many touchdowns. The fans will boo and T. Wrecks will get fatter. Joe Namath will stay away and Fireman Ed will finally give up and join an ashram in India.

I thank God I'm not a pro football fan living in New Jersey. :scared:
Couldn't agree with you more on this. This is exactly wht they jests become. I wouldn't doubt if it turns contraversial, like the teams under Gerry Glanville. I.E Houston Oilers.
 
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I really hate the Jersey Green Beans. Even with Tubby Ratfink gone (replaced by Tubby Wrecks), this remains a loathsome franchise. Lousy owner and management; a frustrated fan base that can't afford PSLs in the new stadium's lower bowl; a long and laughable history of futility on the field. It's ugly down there, and looks to get only uglier. It seems to me that T. Wrecks is hell-bent on making the Beans an outlaw-type team of dirty players -- especially on defense. New Jersey will be a stupid, dirty, aggressive, physical, undisciplined team that is sure to lose more than it wins while stirring controversy with its style of play. They'll take plenty of cheap shots and won't score many touchdowns. The fans will boo and T. Wrecks will get fatter. Joe Namath will stay away and Fireman Ed will finally give up and join an ashram in India.

I thank God I'm not a pro football fan living in New Jersey. :scared:
I dont care about the Jets I just wanna kiss you.
 
I dont care about the Jets I just wanna kiss you.

Thanks. And furthermore, I encourage all Pats fans to include green beans on the menu whenever we face New Jersey on game day.
 
Hopefully, they keep on "strugg-a-ling"...
 
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