I like that !! Mr. Potato Head Manning. Start with large head, stick on some big ears and a big nose and some piggy eyes. Then you can stick on mouths for different effects:
- One mouth to throw teammates under the bus
- One mouth to do assinine commercials
- One mouth to yell meaningless audibles at the line of scrimmage
- One mouth to tell how opposing players should not have been where they were
- One mouth to call passing plays when the team should be runing the ball
- etc. - fill in other mouths here.