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    I know Bob Ryan and Wilbon...joking but it sort of pisses me off. Pats get ragged on so much. I guess they just had to throw it in as one of their top discussions to start the show off.
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    Must've been a slow day.

    And frankly, I'd rather have our star be a metro who's also a good, nice guy than somebody who breaks the law, gets arrested, engages in unbelievable promiscuity, does a barrel full of drugs every night, cares far more about money than the game or fans, or all of the above. Doesn't take long to find those characters when you look through the NFL.

    Or maybe Brady is all that, but at least he hides it well.
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    I am beginning to wonder out our QB! Last year those really feminine pics in GQ, and then at the SB the velvet jacket...before that he admits to carrying a man purse and now this...yikes-he certainly does give our trolls plenty of ammunition.

    In the end, I could really believe he is gay-seriously! But I don't care...he is a helluva QB!
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    I don't care, either - because being gay isn't bad, it's simply the way you're born so it's probably best not to treat it like some kind of fetish or handicap.
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    Brady is hitting beautiful actress Bridget Moynahan.I wish I could have her.F*** what the haters have to say about the best QB in the game.
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    I would pass on Moynahan. I am definitely not into women who are built like stick figures. I saw her at a game 2 years ago and my first impression was- WAY too skinny, 2nd was - pretty face, but never smiled and looked biatchy looking (has a hard ass look to her...not very feminine or soft), 3rd was - WAY too skinny and damned she is tall!
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    I am far more troubled by our Center and Left Tackle getting highlights from Brady's beautician on a regular basis. Something about that just seems so wrong.
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    It doesn't mean he's gay. It just means he's secure enough in his masculinity to not worry about showing his softer side.
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    Now, Marcus Vick. Theres a QB who's a man's man...
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    Brady

    That was the funniest thing I heard all week!!!
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    who cares if hes gay?
    Let the man do what he wants. the whole team could be gay for all i care, i just want them to win and shut people up year in and year out.
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    HAHA! The Tom Brady is leading the way for the Patriots team not only on the football field, but into the salon. This is hilarious man! You're QB is a flamer! I don't care how good he is or how much sucess you guys have had. How does it feel to know your team hangs out in salons getting their hair done. HAHA PRICELESS!!!
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    Maybe why you guys never win?..

    By the way, the first step to obtaining success is spelling it right. Pass that on to your management.
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    :D Oh you were right yesterday, there's nothing TROLL about you, Aqua, nothing at all. :)


    And by the way, we appreciate you referring to him as The Tom Brady. Thank you.
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    Let's not forget who was the first to worry about daily moisturizing and 'facial' treatments, my friend. People who live in glass houses.....
    [​IMG]
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    I have a couple of college buddies that probably fit the 'metrosexual' description. Not flaming, but maybe a little too groomed. People would wonder if they were really gay, and I can confidently say no. One guy and I used to compete for girls in school and the other and I would have discussions at-length about our common "opponents". You probably wouldn't get an idea of Brady unless you sat down and talked with him candidly.
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    T4P I will not watch PTI ever again.This show has lost a viewer for life.
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    I'm interested in winning, playoff games, Super Bowl Championships and humiliating teams like the Colts, Dolphins, Steelers and Broncos.

    Whether or not someone is a rump ranger only matters to the extent it would get in the way of any of the above. :D
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    That whole thing is stupid! Tommy is not gay! Who cares that he takes an interest in how he looks. Doesn't everyone?
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    When does it end?

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    Well, OK, maybe he is not gay, but he is SURE comfortable with himself and he makes it difficult to defend him at times! He definitely put some vibe out there that gets most people wondering...
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    This is a CRAP thread, all you closet Bi's and Gay's are just piling on so you can talk about gay this or that.

    Any person with a friggin' brain knows he is straight. In case you closet gay morons forgot, he was criticized relentless, along with Belichick, for having shabby and sloppy hair cuts during the 2003 season. If you closet gays can remember back that far, he looked like he had a rat's nest growing in his hair all season, and he got CRAP for that on PTI. Now he gets crap for the opposite.

    Go back to your closet and don't project yourself onto the Pat's QB. I have nothing against gay people, but we all know Brady isn't gay, and that you guys are simply trying to highlight how 'metro' you are, at the expense of Brady. I'm glad you don't care if he is a 'rump-ranger' or not, as you put it, because HE IS NOT!
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    This has rapidly morphed into one of the most assclownish threads in recent memory. It seems that a great majority of posters here have mistaken superstardom for mere prissiness. Our QB is not like the sales rep at work who gets manicures. A metrosexual is a straight guy who experiments with hair gels and worries about calories and fat content at twenty-seven while hoping he looks good at the martini bar after work. Tom Brady is a Hollywood Master of the Universe, a GQ-megastar, an annointed-by-the-celebrity-loving-los-angels of California and Manhattan as belonging in the same league as movie stars. He is Pitt or Clooney, McConaughey, or even Michael Jordan.

    And by all accounts, he's a great person to boot.

    Jaysus. Wake up, patriot people! We've got a star.
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    What is the point if he is gay or not? Does being or not being gay changes the fact that he is the best QB in the league? No, right?

    He can be whatever he wants to be for all I care, as long as he keeps playing at the level we know he can.

    Aqua... you WISH your guys had a gay QB with 3 SB with you... Also anyone knows dolphins are gay symbols... so you all may be gay... :p

    Not that there is anything wrong with that... ;)
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    The POINT is that he is not gay, and we already know that.

    Basically, you are slandering him by calling him something he is not. If you called him a janitor, you would be slandering him because we also know he is not a janitor.

    Are you guys really this stupid?
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    Please make it stop.

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    This thread is incredibly painful because it's filled with such outdated, stereotypical bull. Maybe you should sign up for sensitivity training with Ozzie Guillen.

    Just because a man cares about his appearance DOES NOT MAKE HIM GAY. Tom is a handsome man, he dates an actress, of course he's going to want to look good. You boys may not know it but looking good takes some work and that may include hair gel, facials and yes highlights. And looking good also HELPS GET GIRLS.
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    And since I'm ranting anyway, Tom's admissions about his beauty routines show the man has a sense of humor about himself. That is also attractive to women.

    By the way, Larry Izzo gets his hair cut on Newbury St. For those of you unfamiliar with Boston, Newbury St. is the chic shopping area in Boston. So Larry's spending some dough on not all that much hair.
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    No straight person of any intelligence can mistake Brady's heterosexuality, and I seriously doubt that any gay person would mistake Brady's heterosexuality.

    You people that wish to air your 'open mindedness' just look stupid for not being able to recognize a straight person.

    My previous rant about closet gays was not intended to be angry towards regular gays, just these guys who are so clueless that they can't tell straight from gay. I realize that in my anger over this CRAP thread, I may have offended some people with lifestyles different than my own, but you guys were not the target, sorry! :)
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    Fine, I'll be the @$#hole that says it.

    You need therapy man. Look into it.
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