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  1. scout

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    You can't make this stuff up. Amazing.
     
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    He's trying to make sure the future portrayed in the movie Idiocracy comes to pass.
     
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    Where does he get he energy to play?

    I can understand how he forgets the kids names now.
     
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    Rumor has it he is just naming them eleven and twelve.
     
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    This must be some kind of transmutable STD. Soon women across the world will be giving birth to Lil' Cromarties. Somebody call Mulder and Scully.
     
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    that rumor's gotta be bs.

    I'm sure he lost count long ago.
     
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    giggity...!
     
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    Somewhere...a rabbit is jealous.
     
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    On Twitter, "Where Do Babies Come From" is trending. I think we have our answer.
     
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    [​IMG] Twins! Twins??? This guy..
     
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    Welcome to Costco...I love you
     
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    Can't have twins....that Twelfth kid would cause a 15 yard penalty for too many kids on the field :eek:
     
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    It's not all bad, this much we know, there will soon be 12 Division 1 athletes getting full boats to SEC schools, thus avoiding Antonio the pressure of college costs.

    It's official, this scumbag now takes my #1 spot on my NFL most hated player list, he just passed his dirt ball companion Santonio Holmes.

    What a tool this guy is...........
     
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    Which raises the question, "Would Siamese Twins count as one player?"
     
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    why not, the adopted kid on Married with Children was named Six.
     
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    why all the hate for Cromagnon???

    at least he knows all his kids names...

    let's see...there's ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR....FIDDY...SEX...SEPHAN...OCTOCRO....NEIN...TEN...ELVIS....
    and TWELVE

    best absentee Dad ever!!!
     
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    He should take after George Foreman. Start naming all of his kids "George Foreman." Make it easier for the next Hard Knocks.
     
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    12 humans who deserve sympathy due to the immuatable fact that you can't pick your parents.
    Sadly not a single one will be in Jr High before his career is over, the child support checks stop, and they all us taxpayers are supporting them.
     
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