Joe Montana adds himself to the small penis club.
First it was the division who did everything they could to smear and discredit Brady and the Patriots. They were the loudest screamers about the tuck rule, Brady being "overrated", etc. etc. The Dolphins fans would pump their chest about their storied history with one of the best overall win percentages ever, with their constant "football began before 2001" chorus. They must have been embarrassed that their penises weren't big enough because the level of insecurity and hate was so irrational and overboard.
Then it was the conference teams *****ing and moaning, with the Colts leading the charge, and their rabid fans intent on proving Brady is inferior to Manning, with the defense carrying him. They saw Brady as a threat to their golden boy's standing as the chosen one, and didn't sit well with them. "Mirror, mirror on the wall," they said, "why is my penis so small?"
Then in 2007 if was the 1972 Dolphins acting like a bunch of insanely jealous children. They played one of the weakest schedules in NFL history, and yet they acted high and mighty, with Don Shula, perhaps the biggest ***** of all-time taking the low road. You would think a bunch of grown men who have lived off an overrated accomplishment 35 years ago would at least not worry so much about their tiny penises being ridiculed, so it's best to yell "Bellicheat" as a senile old man did.
After the usual suspects with Indy, Denver, Pittsburgh, and Baltimore all talking about taints and imagined asterisks, guys like Dungy, Elway, Harbaugh, Tomlin, (and these guys all had their chances to make their legacies, in spite of the Patriots) since they realizes they are a footnote in history, then it was time for the other league dynasties to reveal their small penises for the world to see.
Troy Aikman was intent on showing the world his 1" penis during the fake scandal known as Deflategate. John Madden also pulled down his pants to reveal a tiny endowment. Then with the Patriots clearly having the "greatest dynasty" 49ers in the crosshairs, a litany of tiny penised men who formerly wore red and gold have joined together in some kind of embarrassing nude dance for insecure men with very small penises. It's almost like Jerry Rice, Joe Montana, and Charles Hayley want you to believe that since they are all united, you could add up their penis lengths and almost get to 5".