On NFLN Total Access tonight: Marshall Faulk absolutely refuses to consider BB a candidate for Coach of the Year because of "spygate." Take him and Emmitt Smith and you might ... I mean MIGHT ... collectively have enough intelligence to fill two-thirds of a thimble. Each time either one of those vacant idiots opens his mouth, discussion nosedives to a level only slightly above the cognitive acumen of a tree slug. Letter to Santa: All I want for Christmas is for Marshall Faulk to get amnesia and wander far, far away from NFLN. And, for Emmitt Smith to learn proper use of the English language before finding religion and entering missionary service.