INDY COLTS Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Charmin-soft whiner watch

[Uncle Rico]

Headline on the NFL.com home page right now:

Baldinger: Luck not playing well

Well duh. But where's all that wit and rancor their headline writers dole out when it's the Patriots? This is practically mournful by comparison.

 

[Haley]

AFC South could produce worst playoff team ever

Only two teams have ever made the playoffs with a losing record, but the 2015 AFC South has a chance at sending a team to the postseason at just 6-10.

Indianapolis has the No. 32 defense in the NFL, Andrew Luck is now drawing boos for his up-and-down play, and next up are the undefeated Carolina Panthers and undefeated Denver Broncos. Then the Colts will have a bye week and a Week 11 game against the 6-1 Atlanta Falcons.

That upcoming schedule could feasibly drop the Colts to 3-7 by the time Thanksgiving arrives if Chuck Pagano doesn't get things straightened out soon.

What a joke that division is. And what is amazing: the Colts might not even end up on top. If the Jags figure out they can get points from field goals on 4th downs, we might just have ourselves a horse race!

 

[farn]

The Colts are losers. Let me list the ways :
(1) losing games - duh
(2) whining about fair/not fair like school kids - I don't remember NE's players blaming a bad flu bug that ravaged the second half of the AFCCG they blew in 2006 as Indy went on to (finally) win their first and only SB
(3) they are soft - apologies to Dikembe, but Gray pounded them
(4) they've never seen a rule they didn't want to change
(5) their GM is busy running to League officials during a key game.

 

[rexxar]

Stolen from Reddit:

 

[MitchKumstein]

"....could drop the Colts to 3-7 by the time Thanksgiving rolls arrives if Chuck Pagano doesn't get things straightened out soon."

I think that the only thing Chuck Pagano will be straightening out by Thanksgiving will be his office packing list

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Stolen from Reddit:

So easy even a cave man should be able to do it

 

[glm]

Stolen from Reddit:

Well my day's now complete. Good night folks.

 

[meatface]

I feel like they will find someway to go 8-8 or maybe someone else in that division will

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[Wheelman]

The implosion continues! God I love Karma! Check out this thread from the Dolts forum. They really do hate us because they ain't us.

How would you feel if bill bellichet became the colts new coach? - Colts Football

 

[Mike the Brit]

 

[Rhodey]

The colts are 3-4, so we know that at least 4 teams cheated this year.

And that article about Cam Newton & Luck going in different directions, it should be obvious to any colts fan that Newton cheats...and any other QB (Rodgers, Dalton, Brees, Ryan, Russell, Rivers, Palmer) placed ahead of Luck (regardless of his performance). QB Index: Cam, Andrew Luck going separate ways - NFL.com

If it were not for cheaters, the colts would surely be undefeated and Andrew Luck would be the top-rated QB. However, the sportscasters cheat, as they do not recognise the greatness of the colts (regardless of their performance).

And this is why the people of IND fly their own banners..because everyone else cheats (except them). Even if the colts are kept from the Super Bowl by cheaters, anticipate another banner. Hopefully, nobody will steal it.

 

[dannydyn]

Manning-era failures fuel Irsay's impatience...




….Irsay Still Expects Super Bowl from 3-4 Colts This Year


Manning-era failures fuel Irsay's impatience

 

[woolster22]

Pretty sure he's already on some of the strongest **** money can buy...

 

[Onedaful]

Irsay is a loser just like his team. It all flows down from the top.

 

[PatriotsReign]

Irsay is a loser just like his team. It all flows down from the top.

Hey, be nice....the F***ing Ass**** may read this site!

 

[Rob0729]

If Irsay didn't win the gene pool lottery, he probably would be living on some commune somewhere getting stoned all day and contributing nothing to the world. Now he sits in his mansion in Indy and gets stoned all day while contributing nothing to the world.

 

[Rhodey]

Andrew Luck's woes: What's wrong with the Colts quarterback?

Andrew Luck's woes: What's wrong with the Colts quarterback? - NFL.com

1) Andrew Luck is a turnover machine.
2) Indy's offense doesn't feature enough "layups" when Luck's at QB.
3) A lackluster run game forces Luck to throw against blanket coverage.

And take a good look at what the biggest cheaters in the league did to acquire Luck. They sent Peyton packing and proceeded to willfully loses as many games as they could to acquire the #1 pick to get him. Now, let's pause on that...THEY WILLFULLY LOST AS MANY GAMES AS THEY COULD TO ACQUIRE Andrew Luck. There's no reason to print that again, but it cannot be emphsised enough.

Indianapolis Colts Cheating History
29

TL;DR:
• the COLTS are TOUCH ABOVE AVERAGE NFL cheaters!

• they have a CheatScore of 29?

• they've executed 7 real cheats! ?

• share page: http://YourTeamCheats.com/IND?

INDEX OF RECORDED COLTS CHEATS:

COLTS-ONLY: SuckForLuckgate (2011) • PEDSgate (5x since 2012) • Noisegate (2007) • Noisegate (2005) • Deflategate (2015) • Noisegate (2014) • Framegate (2015)

LEAGUEWIDE: Tampergate (ongoing) • Headsetgate (ongoing) • Spygate (until 2006) • Scrapsgate (ongoing)

All Indianapolis Colts Cheats:
SuckForLuckgate (2011)

The "Yes They Did" side counters by saying that Colts players could play to their full potential, but if the coaches were calling bad plays, and management was not making the best trades or free agent moves, then the team could still lose without the knowledge or participation from the individual players. The Yessers give as an example that the Colts knew they were screwed after Manning's injury. They could have picked up a much better veteran free agent quarterback to make them competitive. However, Colts owner Jim Irsay knew that -- although they might become competitive -- they would be longshots to make the playoffs. He definitely knew that acquiring a better quarterback than Collins would blow their chances of drafting Luck, so he bit the bullet for one season and quietly allowed Suck For Luck to play out on the field.

Local Indianapolis sports reporter Gregg Doyel, however, didn't need any "facts" or "proof" before offering his harsh verdict about the Colts' season-long attack on the fundamental integrity of the game. Said Doyel, "the NFL can't remove the Indianapolis Colts from the league. We all know that. The NFL should remove the Colts from the league – I truly believe that – but they won't. They can't. Here's what the NFL can do, and absolutely has to do: remove Colts coach Jim Caldwell and owner Jim Irsay from football, and not next season -- this season. Right now. This was the Indianapolis Colts rigging the entire 2011 season. What punishment, in the scope of sports, would be too severe for such a thing?"

Consider that when a team rigs an entire season, they are the worst of the worst.

 

[Bella*chick]

Gregg Doyel wrote that? I'm a little shaken up that he is capable of putting two and two together. I guess even a blind squirrel can find an acorn now and then.

 

[glm]

Was on the Colts forum getting my daily laffs in and I stumbled upon this gem

Robert Kraft took a shot at the Colts tonight - Colts Football

Their fan base is as soft as their team. Must be something in the water at good ol' Indy.

 

[Deus Irae]

To be fair to Irsay, it's got to suck having the second best QB of his time when he's a choking dog come the playoffs.

Especially when a 'division' rival ends up getting the G.O.A.T. in the 6th round a couple of years later, and that guy collects Lombardis like they're going out of style.