INDY COLTS Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Charmin-soft whiner watch

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

We've had fun over the years with the Jets, who give us plenty of ammo, and they are still atop the hate list.

But now they are just "1A" atop that list, and "1B" is none other than the whiny snot-nosed quitting, tanking turds who play indoor soft turf ball and regularly get their heads handed to them by physical teams like ours.

I thought I might not despise them after they dumped Peyton Manning.
I thought I might not despise them after they dumped Bill Polian.
I thought I might not despise them after Tony Dungy decided to go write his holier-than-thou books.

But I was wrong.

They still whine.
They still want the rules changed to their every whim.
They still are paranoid little pansies.

I don't know if they were "in on" the sting operation or not. Maybe they were just being their whiny paranoid selves and Mike Kensil seized the opportunity.

But I...
hate their team,
hate their fat fans,
hate their meth head owner,
hate their whiny GM,
hate their smug coach,
hate their soft climate-controlled dome littered with "wild card participant" banners
hate that they tanked a season
hate that they rolled over and let the Jets make the playoffs
hate that the got away with piping in crowd noise, as confirmed by ther own stadium employees after alleged by five different teams,
hate that they stole an AFCCG in 2006, giving them their franchises greatest moment: beating Rex Grossman
hate that a tough player I liked, Frank Gore, is now a pansy

It's time to revel in their softness.
Week six will be GLORIOUS.

 

[Guts]

I actually like Andrew Luck to bad he plays for such a piece of **** of a franchise

 

[Clonamery]

Lovely thread.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

^^^^
1 stolen banner
8 joke banners- 2 for being wild card participants

 

[SunshineSammy]

Hating kills the soul..

 

[Patriot Missile]

Hating kills the soul..

I ain't hating. I'm laughing.

 

[robbomango]

They should have a banner up for their highly successful suck-for-luck 2011 Campaign.

Banner
2011
2-14
Winner
of the 2012
#1 Draft Pick

 

[pdangle]

Nueiice!

 

[Jackson 2]

I actually like Andrew Luck to bad he plays for such a piece of **** of a franchise

He's a douche.

 

[PATS16N0]

My new favorite thread.

 

[PATS16N0]

I actually like Andrew Luck

 

[Jlaff]

^^^^
1 stolen banner
8 joke banners- 2 for being wild card participants

Putting aside the absurdity of hanging a banner for losing a wildcard game, how is it the Colts came to settle on "AFC South Wildcard"? There are two AFC Wildcard games, there is no such thing as an AFC South Wildcard Game. Are they hoping a casual glance at the banner might mislead someone into thinking they won the division that year?

 

[Jlaff]

This thread also needs a handy link to Bill Burr's "Cry Baby Colts" podcast.

 

[IllegalContact]

aren't the colts just ashamed of themselves?

 

[Jackson 2]

Putting aside the absurdity of hanging a banner for losing a wildcard game, how is it the Colts came to settle on "AFC South Wildcard"? There are two AFC Wildcard games, there is no such thing as an AFC South Wildcard Game. Are they hoping a casual glance at the banner might mislead someone into thinking they won the division that year?

They learned that from the Bruins...

 

[Froob]

They learned that from the Bruins...

Bs need to get that garbage out of there. Hurting the Cs vibe. Nothing but titles and retired numbers should be hung.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

set your DVRs, Colts vs. Pats regular season game, NFL Network, tonight, 2AM
Jonus Gray time!

 

[Wheelman]

F*ck that corrupt network. You should all go download the game from means where the NFL* won't get any money.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Hmmm . . .

2012 reg season: Patriots 59, Colts 24
2013 playoffs: Patriots 43, Colts 22
2014 reg season: Patriots 42, Colts 20
2014 playoffs: Patriots 49, Colts 7

There seems to be some sort of message here.

 

[Deflatemyballs]

The funniest part is the moron pundits who repeatedly pick the colts to break through and win the Afc even though they never fix their actual problems