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Fireman Ed Calls It Quits


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I am not sure I buy the "Woody building a fraud of a team" thing entirely. The Jets have been decent in Woody's time. I do think they have brought in some guys that looked like made to order Jets that had some Jets fan appeal if you will.

I will never know how they convinced themselves that Mark Sanchez was the guy to lead their offense. But then again, you could make the case that the entire Pats defense is predicated on the degree to which most NFL QB's are really pretty lousy. We are spoiled by the fact that we have gotten to see Tom Brady perform week after week here. There are only about four truly elite QB's playing in the league, a really large second tier of guys that can be relied upon to make enough bad throws and mental errors during a game to do themselves in and the rest are a joke ala' the hapless Sanchez.

The rules changes have created a league laden with opportunity for offenses to succeed through the air. However what that has done is forced us to recognize how small the number of truly elite QB's is in this league.

Yup, guys can pile up yards more easily now but give them enough throws or opportunities to throw and they will either pick the wrong receiver to throw to, will throw it when they should not have thrown it or will just plain throw a lousy ball enough times to keep from scoring enough points to beat you. Up till know what has the Pats Pass Defense done other than lay back there and wait for the QB to burp out the expected error? Clearly, BB was not happy with how much room there was between receivers and defenders and the number of PI calls against his guys, forcing him to do something like Talib. I also think BB realizes that come the real season, BB knows the chances of running into one of the truly good QB's is much greater.

I suspect that BB is the least favorite NFL coach down there at NFL HQ because he simply spits in the eye of the NFL's dream marketing effort. The league wants to pump the idea that we can tune in on Sunday and see these wizards of the gridiron zipping pellets through defenses, hitting their receivers in the numbers up and down the field and into the end zone. In fact the norm is get 30-40 yards worth of a drive and either fizzle, giving up the ball on downs or turning the ball over either fumbling it trying to throw it or throwing to a guy wearing the wrong uniform. Usually they don't even get close enough to the end zone or retain possession such that they can attempt a field goal. Even as porous as the Pats have been if they just did a better job converting the blunders opposing QB's have tossed their way, they would win even more often than they do. Flacco surely made enough errors in the Ravens game for the Pats to have won that game. We just did not make plays on some of the mistakes Flacco left out there on the field. Change that result and the Pats are 8-2 and the Ravens are 7-3. I know that is another woulda' coulda' but didn't. However you would think we would be losing games left and right and probably would have if the league's QB's were better than they are as a group.
 
Guess the porn career didn't work out :D
 
I picture Ed hanging out with Swoop and Wolf on weekends drinking, getting rejected by the ladies and bounced out of clubs.
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Speaking from personal experience...i am going to miss Fireman Ed like a toothache. He's going to become a closet Patsfans now.:D
 
In all seriousness, okay, firehats off to the guy. I hate being on the non-hate thread and discussing this... it's more fun to just hate on everything Jets. But okay, it definitely is sad that their mascot-fan has to ditch the "gig." It would be like barrel-guy giving up on the Broncos, for those of you who remember barrel-guy. :(

On occasion, you need only accept the proposition that traditions may face obsolescence. In the case of the barrel-guy, how could he compete with the monkey riding the dog during the halftime show? :)
 
Has anyone figured why Ed wears the Eye black.

delusions of something or other?

the fact that this all comes to a head after the patriots beatdown.

Its kinda like that scene in King kong where having realised he killed the T-Rex kong figures theres not much excitement left in his life.


NOT.


SCREW YOU JETS !
 
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I can't stand the bastard. I wish him well as I would anyone else, but talk about an attention whore.

If he is a real fireman, then I respect him for that, though...
 
I can't stand the bastard. I wish him well as I would anyone else, but talk about an attention whore.

If he is a real fireman, then I respect him for that, though...

Fireman Ed was actually a FDNY fire fighter who was injured on the job in 2007. The fact that he was injured during the 2007 season with Spygate, Eric Rat Snitch Mangini, 16-0 and all is a bit ironic.

Rex Ryan gave Fireman Ed a game ball in 2009 from the Jets 16-9 victory over the Patriots. It's only fitting that he resigns his commission as king of the dipsticks following the Butt Bowl, unquestionably the most embarrassing loss in the history of the NY Jets.

Ed Anzalone was a firefighter and has my utmost respect for his service as a first responder.

Fireman Ed - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
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A couple JI posts by SAR I lend some reasonable perspective to the Angry Fire Elf "societal tragedy":

Originally Posted by SAR I
The fact that a fan would need to write a column explaining his rationale for quitting what is an unpaid, unofficial "job" is comical yet predictable."

I said this last night, he should have just let the last two games play out, do a couple of chants, and then fade. All he's done is made himself the target of more vitriol unnecessarily. He didn't need to go out like this. Now that he has, he gets what he deserves.

Originally Posted by SAR I
There are a measly 2 home games left in the season. 2 hours of football before the nightmare ends.

If Fireman Ed were truly the loyal goodie-goodie you portray him to be, he'd have shown up for Arizona and San Diego, did a handful of J-E-T-S cheers, and faded into February. Come June, announce that he's getting older and retiring from public view, just going to attend games quietly.

That would be the classy, correct thing to do. Would have protected his image, left some value in the Fireman Ed brand. Instead, he pulls this public stunt to draw more attention to himself to the detriment to the very team he supposedly bled green for all these years.

Wait...SarI wrote all that reasonable stuff? Wow.:bricks:
 
Yep! Fireman Ed OUT, Bozo'da Clown IN!

J-E-T-S......SUCK! SUCK!! SUCK!!!
 
I said this in the Jets' suck thread:

Although I think Fireman Ed is a joke, it is disgusting that other Jets fans would harass him because he wears a Tebow jersey. Owning a ticket doesn't give you the right to be an arse at the stadium.

This. It's a sad commentary on the state of society when you have to quit because of your own fans in your own stadium.
 
Good news everyone...while the loss of Fireman Ed will surely leave a huge hole in the ongoing Jets Dog and Pony Show, I'm happy to inform everyone that the Jets have made a move to fill this chasm by signing a one eyed, three legged Dalmation named Tire Biter Ted to take over the duties of top clown in Green town....R-O-W-F rowf rowf rowf!...

LOL, Joker. Even though I actually feel sorry for Fireman Ed, your posts always make me laugh...
 
I always bust on him, but I feel sad for the guy. He's a joke, but he is a dedicated fan. Jets fans generally are horrible. I stopped going to games there for the same reason he's stepping down. It must really suck to be Jezt fan
 
I always bust on him, but I feel sad for the guy. He's a joke, but he is a dedicated fan. Jets fans generally are horrible. I stopped going to games there for the same reason he's stepping down. It must really suck to be Jezt fan

You're just as sad as the people that heckle him for calling him a 'joke' really, aren't you?

Whilst he annoyed the heck out of me...might be worth mentioning he only started annoying me when the Jets all of a sudden started competing with and beating us as well as running their mouths....he's hardly a joke. Guy spent a lot of time and money in to something he loved.

Much respect for that. Not going to lie though, I won't miss the pointless chanting!
 
Joe B and Evan meltdown on the Jets Pats this AM.

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Epic meltdown.

The Jets as hosed as long as Johnson is the owner, as a Pats fan I know about owners from the outhouse to the current penthouse.
 
It took him 35 years to realize he didn't have to put the flames out.....there was never going to be a fire to start with,the organization has had 'wet matches' since 1969.

They remain tied with the Houston Oilers for AFC East Division titles

I think that says it all.

I'm just hoping Woody Johnson keeps Wrecks, Sanchez and Tebow together for the forseeable future. I'm even inclined to buy a PSL on the condition he keep that circus going.

It's pathetically hilarious as to watch as a non-Jets fan and more than worth the price I'd pay for a PSL.
 
His Co-pilot, a flightless bird... oh the irony.

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If you have ever hunted you would know turkeys CAN and DO fly
 
This will be temporary - the minute the Jets are worth rooting for again - Ed will be his old self. He is annoying, but I would love to have a beer with the guy - not sure why, but he seems like the type of guy you could enjoy a brewski with. Maybe I do know why.
 
If you have ever hunted you would know turkeys CAN and DO fly

We had a few that slept in trees on our Vermont property and I didn't see any ladders for them to climb up :D
 
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