Jason Cole...lifelong Dolphin fan...ex writer for the Miami Herald who posted hundreds of the most inane, negative screeds aimed at the Patriots in sports writing history? THIS is the reason I need to patent my Azzwipe To Toilet Paper printer...you just highlight a column like this,click the "print to toilet paper" icon and it comes out clear on wide sheets of Charmin' Ultra Soft.
Has to be a winner...you get a much higher coverage area on the wipe and the satisfaction that this moron's work is being utilized in the most efficient way possible.