JimmyCrackCorn
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I agree, it is not a big deal. But it is possibly the funniest story to come out of the NFL in the past decade.
Mary McCarthy, asleep in the room, told police she was startled awake by a strange sound and saw a man squatting in her closet. The man, later identified as Davenport, had defecated in her laundry basket, police said.
"Where's the evidence? Where's the manure?" Davenport asked outside court. "
You can't make this stuff up
Personally, I don't even see what he did as a character issue. I know plenty of people who have done similar stupid stuff in college. Not that exactly, but equally dumb. My favorite:
A friend of mine hooked up with some girl in college in a severly enebriated state. He wakes up in the middle of the night to realize he had s h i t the bed in the worst way. The girl is passed out, and he jumps out of bed to consider his options. Then in a briliant turn of events, he grabs her underwear off the floor and smears them in the smelly brown matter he has created in the bed. He wraps them around her ankles. He then grabs a pen and paper and writes a note which reads, "You are the most disgusting thing I have never met" or something along those lines. He leaves it next to her bed and runs home. From that day forward, she was known as the poop girl.