Classy

[JimmyCrackCorn]

I agree, it is not a big deal. But it is possibly the funniest story to come out of the NFL in the past decade.

Mary McCarthy, asleep in the room, told police she was startled awake by a strange sound and saw a man squatting in her closet. The man, later identified as Davenport, had defecated in her laundry basket, police said.

"Where's the evidence? Where's the manure?" Davenport asked outside court. "

You can't make this stuff up

Personally, I don't even see what he did as a character issue. I know plenty of people who have done similar stupid stuff in college. Not that exactly, but equally dumb. My favorite:

A friend of mine hooked up with some girl in college in a severly enebriated state. He wakes up in the middle of the night to realize he had s h i t the bed in the worst way. The girl is passed out, and he jumps out of bed to consider his options. Then in a briliant turn of events, he grabs her underwear off the floor and smears them in the smelly brown matter he has created in the bed. He wraps them around her ankles. He then grabs a pen and paper and writes a note which reads, "You are the most disgusting thing I have never met" or something along those lines. He leaves it next to her bed and runs home. From that day forward, she was known as the poop girl.

 

[patriotspride]

http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/general/view.bg?articleid=1044090&format=text

this is a thread from a guy who says he just wants to talk football

 

[JimmyCrackCorn]

this is a thread from a guy who says he just wants to talk football

The slightly red colored chipmunk walks 3 paces to his right when the blue owl hoots 4.5 times while staring into the sun.

 

[patriotspride]

The slightly red colored chipmunk walks 3 paces to his right when the blue owl hoots 4.5 times while staring into the sun.

see people .this is what happens when you do drugs .poor jimmy

 

[scott c]

see people .this is what happens when you do drugs .poor jimmy

Jimmycrackwhore and I dont care.........Jimmy crackwhore and I dont care........the troll should go away..........Pretty catchy huh?:singing:

 

[JimmyCrackCorn]

see people .this is what happens when you do drugs .poor jimmy

The little toy dog is covered with dust,
But sturdy and stanch he stands;
And the little toy soldier is red with rust,
And his musket moulds in his hands.
Time was when the little toy dog was new,
And the soldier was passing fair;
And that was the time when our Little Boy Blue
Kissed them and put them there.

"Now, don't you go till I come," he said,
"And don't you make any noise!"
So, toddling off to his trundle-bed,
He dreamt of the pretty toys;
And, as he was dreaming, an angel song
Awakened our Little Boy Blue---
Oh! the years are many, the years are long,
But the little toy friends are true!

Ay, faithful to Little Boy Blue they stand,
Each in the same old place---
Awaiting the touch of a little hand,
The smile of a little face;
And they wonder, as waiting the long years through
In the dust of that little chair,
What has become of our Little Boy Blue,
Since he kissed them and put them there.

 

[patriotspride]

The little toy dog is covered with dust,
But sturdy and stanch he stands;
And the little toy soldier is red with rust,
And his musket moulds in his hands.
Time was when the little toy dog was new,
And the soldier was passing fair;
And that was the time when our Little Boy Blue
Kissed them and put them there.

"Now, don't you go till I come," he said,
"And don't you make any noise!"
So, toddling off to his trundle-bed,
He dreamt of the pretty toys;
And, as he was dreaming, an angel song
Awakened our Little Boy Blue---
Oh! the years are many, the years are long,
But the little toy friends are true!

Ay, faithful to Little Boy Blue they stand,
Each in the same old place---
Awaiting the touch of a little hand,
The smile of a little face;
And they wonder, as waiting the long years through
In the dust of that little chair,
What has become of our Little Boy Blue,
Since he kissed them and put them there.

wow you really are messed up dude .you should try narcotics anonymous

 

[JimmyCrackCorn]

wow you really are messed up dude .you should try narcotics anonymous

This movie was like Braveheart meets the Swamp Fox with 100 times the action of the old Disney shows.

 

[patriotspride]

This movie was like Braveheart meets the Swamp Fox with 100 times the action of the old Disney shows.

my god your so sad.your poor mother.get your life together man

 

[JimmyCrackCorn]

my god your so sad.your poor mother.get your life together man

Mystery Movie... tracks a star-crossed pair as they repeatedly drift apart and meet again over a span of 13 years and gradually fall madly, deeply, passionately into friendship, a friendship ever teetering on the edge of love. Harry meets Sally when they share a car ride to New York City upon graduation from the University of Chicago. A few minutes into the trip, the conversation between womanizing, neurotic Harry (Billy Crystal) and driven, equally neurotic Sally (Meg Ryan) becomes heatedly contentious. The question arises: Can a man and a woman be just friends? Harry contends this proposition is impossible, that sex will always come along to screw up the friendship. Sally is aghast and disagrees, proclaiming the idea a distinct possibility. The two part ways rather acrimoniously in New York but before long meet again and eventually decide to indeed be friends. As life’s mysterious coincidences pull Harry and Sally closer together, they share mystical, tender moments, confess secrets to each other, console each other, attend major holidays together, and do all the other things couples traditionally do. The question then reemerges: Can Harry and Sally remain mere friends, or will they--must they--fall in love? And can anyone forget Ryan's classic faking-it scene in Katz's Deli?

 

[patriotspride]

where do you get the money for your obviously huge drug problem ? say it aint so bjs in the boys room. wow you really are scum jimmy

 

[JimmyCrackCorn]

where do you get the money for your obviously huge drug problem ? say it aint so bjs in the boys room. wow you really are scum jimmy

Let our Amish furniture be a part of your family life at home. Our large Amish dining room tables are heirloom quality, and will serve you and your family for many generations. There are many options to choose from, so whether you have a large family or just like to entertain large groups, we have the furniture that is right for you. We specialize in large Amish tables.We offer many different solid wood Amish chairs to complement our beautiful tables. Choose from mission, traditional and contemporary styles according to your special preference. Our Amish craftsmen use solid North American hardwoods, which grow more slowly to last longer. We are certain that you will be happy with your purchase.

 

[patriotspride]

Let our Amish furniture be a part of your family life at home. Our large Amish dining room tables are heirloom quality, and will serve you and your family for many generations. There are many options to choose from, so whether you have a large family or just like to entertain large groups, we have the furniture that is right for you. We specialize in large Amish tables.We offer many different solid wood Amish chairs to complement our beautiful tables. Choose from mission, traditional and contemporary styles according to your special preference. Our Amish craftsmen use solid North American hardwoods, which grow more slowly to last longer. We are certain that you will be happy with your purchase.

have you tried getting help from a professional ?maybe they can help you put the crack pipe down .

 

[JimmyCrackCorn]

have you tried getting help from a professional ?maybe they can help you put the crack pipe down .

A sheepdog is a type of domestic dog whose original purpose was to herd or guard sheep. Sheepdogs are just one category of herding dogs. Many sheep dogs are now kept as domestic pets or companion dogs. These dogs are very active and intelligent and require both physical and mental exercise which should be considered carefully before purchasing one as a companion dog.

 

[patriotspride]

A sheepdog is a type of domestic dog whose original purpose was to herd or guard sheep. Sheepdogs are just one category of herding dogs. Many sheep dogs are now kept as domestic pets or companion dogs. These dogs are very active and intelligent and require both physical and mental exercise which should be considered carefully before purchasing one as a companion dog.

dont you get tired giving bjs to strangers just to fuel your drug habbit ? my god man have some self respect .

 

[JimmyCrackCorn]

dont you get tired giving bjs to strangers just to fuel your drug habbit ? my god man have some self respect .

Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator (in Greek, Κλεοπάτρα Φιλοπάτωρ; January 69 BC – 30 BC) was a Hellenistic co-ruler of Egypt with her father (Ptolemy XII Auletes) and later with her brothers/husbands Ptolemy XIII and Ptolemy XIV. She later became the supreme ruler of Egypt, as Pharaoh, consummated a liaison with Gaius Julius Caesar that solidified her grip on the throne, and, after Caesar's assassination, aligned with Mark Antony, with whom she produced twins. In all, Cleopatra had four children, one by Caesar (Caesarion) and three by Antony (Cleopatra Selene II, Alexander Helios, and Ptolemy Philadelphus). Her unions with her brothers produced no children. It is possible that they were never consummated; in any case, they were not close. Her reign marks the end of the Hellenistic Era and the beginning of the Roman Era in the eastern Mediterranean. She was the last Pharaoh of Ancient Egypt (her son by Julius Caesar, Caesarion, ruled in name only before Augustus had him executed).

 

[patriotspride]

Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator (in Greek, Κλεοπάτρα Φιλοπάτωρ; January 69 BC – 30 BC) was a Hellenistic co-ruler of Egypt with her father (Ptolemy XII Auletes) and later with her brothers/husbands Ptolemy XIII and Ptolemy XIV. She later became the supreme ruler of Egypt, as Pharaoh, consummated a liaison with Gaius Julius Caesar that solidified her grip on the throne, and, after Caesar's assassination, aligned with Mark Antony, with whom she produced twins. In all, Cleopatra had four children, one by Caesar (Caesarion) and three by Antony (Cleopatra Selene II, Alexander Helios, and Ptolemy Philadelphus). Her unions with her brothers produced no children. It is possible that they were never consummated; in any case, they were not close. Her reign marks the end of the Hellenistic Era and the beginning of the Roman Era in the eastern Mediterranean. She was the last Pharaoh of Ancient Egypt (her son by Julius Caesar, Caesarion, ruled in name only before Augustus had him executed).

im starting to think you dont want to give up drugs because you love giving bjs.

 

[thewarden86]

Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator (in Greek, Κλεοπάτρα Φιλοπάτωρ; January 69 BC – 30 BC) was a Hellenistic co-ruler of Egypt with her father (Ptolemy XII Auletes) and later with her brothers/husbands Ptolemy XIII and Ptolemy XIV. She later became the supreme ruler of Egypt, as Pharaoh, consummated a liaison with Gaius Julius Caesar that solidified her grip on the throne, and, after Caesar's assassination, aligned with Mark Antony, with whom she produced twins. In all, Cleopatra had four children, one by Caesar (Caesarion) and three by Antony (Cleopatra Selene II, Alexander Helios, and Ptolemy Philadelphus). Her unions with her brothers produced no children. It is possible that they were never consummated; in any case, they were not close. Her reign marks the end of the Hellenistic Era and the beginning of the Roman Era in the eastern Mediterranean. She was the last Pharaoh of Ancient Egypt (her son by Julius Caesar, Caesarion, ruled in name only before Augustus had him executed).

This is the Greek word for toast. This is also why doctors adopted it as the name for the practice which was later shortened to "C-Section" where the baby comes out like "toast."

 

[thewarden86s mommy]

This is the Greek word for toast. This is also why doctors adopted it as the name for the practice which was later shortened to "C-Section" where the baby comes out like "toast."

i knew you were toast the day you came out of me .i still have hope that someday you will be potty trained . make sure you come home on time tonight you little sh-t .I'm hungry and don't eat my donuts on the way home . oh and don't forget you have a cub scout meeting tonight .

 

[thewarden86]

How ironic that 'some' folks even consider posting in a thread entitled "Classy."

Same kind of dope that would post in a thread entitled "Original Ideas."