As It Happened: The Official Belichick Press Conference Thread

[Joker]

MORE BREAKING NEWS!!!...I thought I farted again...but it was worse...far, far worse

 

[reflexblue]

Are we there yet?

 

[Tunescribe]

It's always fascinating that in a place where "if you come on time, you're late", the press conferences never start on time.

Maybe Jonas Gray is giving the press conference.

 

[Haley]

Tom E. Curran ‏@tomecurran 3m3 minutes ago
Vigorous scratching.

lol

 

[SHOWTIME15]

Belichick?

 

[Skree]

I'm not panicking...I am very very interested though

 

[English Patriot]

Kraft comes out and announces he had a killer shave in the morning thanks to the Gillette Flexball and they are half price at patriot place all week!

 

[reflexblue]

MORE BREAKING NEWS!!!...I thought I farted again...but it was worse...far, far worse

was it carrying cargo?

 

[Keyser Söze]

gonna puke!

 

[Love The Drake]

I would like to be the first to welcome Head Coach Josh McDaniels may his reign be long successful and clean.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

It would be a major Patriots screwup if they held those 2 PCs on Thursday denying it, and then today some bad news?

Anyone remember Emily Latella on SNL? Never mind!

 

[luuked]

The longer this goes on the more it feels like a troll with the announcement being about the winter classic.

 

[jfr0697]

After thirty minutes, Twitter is STILL silent... so weird

 

[FourierSeries]

Where oh where can my Billy be
The lord took him away from me
He's gone to heaven so I've got to be good
So I can see my Billy when I leave....this world

 

[SaCaCh]

I really think they are getting TV talent into studios.

 

[SVN]

BB speaking....what would he have to add to this after he distanced himself from it...? Iam confused.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Then why hasnt the NFL held a presser or released a statement first.

I don't know anything anymore...

 

[Haley]

BREAKING NEWS:

Someone has tampered with the Patriots clock by never adjusting it for daylight savings time

 

[shmessy]

Please be Fitzy please be Fitzy...

Here it is!

 

[IcyPatriot]

I was hot on the trail for Pagan Min in Kryat ... the Golden Path needs me back.

Hurry up Patriots ...