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We can probably use a glossary thread. I'll get it started, and perhaps others can add detail or otherwise pitch in.

1. CHB = Curly-Haired Boyfriend = Dan Shaughnessy of the Boston Globe. He got the nickname from Red Sox player Carl Everett, himself a bit of a loony.

2. MCI seems to be a recent coinage in imitation of "CHB", to describe Ben Volin, also of the Globe.

3. Any wordplay on "forehead" is likely to be a reference to Peyton Manning.

4. Any reference to a sexual foot fetish is likely to point to Rex Ryan, from the time when he was coach of the Jets and discovered to have posted a swingers ad in that vein. In a few cases the reference might actually be to a Wes Welker interview in which he made fun of Ryan's fetish.

5. Rex Ryan also had a Mark Sanchez tattoo. This sometimes gets mentioned.

6. The buttfumble is, of course, Sanchez' classic play.

7. A reference to "classy" is likely to be to LaDanian Tomlinson's dubious claim about how classy he was. It might also refer to his team at the time, the Chargers, aka the San Diego Classies.

8. The Murderer is of course Aaron Hernandez. Some murder references, however, may pertain instead to former Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis, who pled to obstruction of justice in connection with the investigation of a murder that occurred shortly after his Super Bowl victory.

9. The Hoodie, of course, is, the famous wearer of such an article of clothing. (And I don't mean Josh McDaniels ...).

10. References to a traitor, especially Fredo (referencing The Godfather), are likely to be to Eric Mangini. Alternatively, they will clearly reference the name of the person being described, e.g. Benedict Kraft or Vinitraitor.

11. References to bug-eyes are likely to be to Reche Caldwell.

12. References to a Get Paid tattoo are surely to Asante Samuel.

13. References to being late for a practice due to snow may be to Brandon Spikes or Adalius Thomas.

14. Mevis is of course Darrelle Revis.

15. References, without a name attached, to an RB dancing being the line of scrimmage are probably to Laurence Maroney.

16. The Stomper or Stompy is Brandon Meriweather, based on a college incident that foreshadowed his dirty play in the pros.

17. Snide remarks about deer antler spray are likely references to Ray Lewis.
 
Team StayPuft,
Team Charmin, and
The Mewling Quim

all these = The Indianapolis Colts
 
Dikembe addes Leavis to Mevis, very good.


MCI is mentally challenged intern, different than CHB, by which I believe Everett implied being light in the loafers.

You've got Wrong Borges, the plagiarist.

And, of course, the lard fried twinkie pig.
 
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I like "glandular freak" for Reche Caldwell but only in an affectionate way. As in "don't get me wrong, I loved the glandular freak, but..."

Reche gave 110%. The problem is we found other guys who were twice the receiver he was. Seriously - with Brady he could make a go of being borderline serviceable. We got his best, which was not good enough. I love the glandular freak for that.
 
What is #16??

I've been around a while but first I see thay
 
Good thread.

add:

Minitron = our very own Energizer Bunny, Julian Edelman

also:

The Pink Pachyderm = the Secret Hater, Steve DeOssie (may his name never be mentioned again)
 
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Minitron = our very own Energizer Bunny, Julian Edelman

Indeed!

Although he always says that he prefers "Squirrel". I've tried to amend that to "HyperSquirrel", but so far that's achieved no traction.

And then there's O-T-I-S, after Otis Smith spelled out his name on TV.
 
And then there's O-T-I-S, after Otis Smith spelled out his name on TV.

Ah, O-T-I-S! :)

Fitzy has some good nicknames:

WWW = "White Wes Welker"

and

TFB = Tom f-ing Brady, the G.O.A.T. (no, I'm not going to translate that!)
 
It was pretty common when Meriweather was a Patriot.

Not to be confused with Stomp, the nickname a young AOLe lady gave to Rodney.

I like P6 for Peyton Manning, for the combination of accuracy and simplicity.
 
Old(er) School:

"The Statue" -- Drew Bledsoe
"She" -- Terry Glenn

I always got a chuckle out of "The Other" Reggie White. As in, "Did you hear the Pats signed Reggie White? No, The Other Reggie White.".

Eric Mangini.
Or, after Spygate, "Mangina"...
 
Recent additions:
Dorito Dink - See Urban Dicitonary
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
 
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