The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

1960Pats · Aug 11, 2012

Joker said:
Deus is right...there's only one thing I SEE has not changed...Sanchez...he looks identical to how he looked last December

He has mastered the Chuck and Duck.

1960Pats · Aug 11, 2012

I'm new to this board so I'm not sure if the Jets Suckage threads have always been so popular, but it's relatively new for me. I used to root for them, but since The Blowhard took over I can't. He's sickening. The days of Tuna ****** and The Rat were bad enough, but this dope brought things to an incredibly new low. I'll enjoy his crash and burn when it comes.

Triumph · Aug 11, 2012

randomk1 said:
He's the best poster at JI

That dude is so hilariously pessimistic he never fails to get a laugh from me.

He has even uploaded the famous jets draft blunders vid and gotten over 1m views.

NY Jets Draft Blunders - YouTube

I envision him being an old geezer who has been a lifelong jet fan and has learned from the disappointments not to expect anything.

I like Sar.

Most of what he says is true.

Haley · Aug 11, 2012

I always wonder if Sar-i and Ras-i are bizarro twins.

Rob0729 · Aug 11, 2012

reflexblue said:
Quote:
Originally Posted by EternalChampion View Post
Brady will throw for 25 TD's max this year, and at least 15 picks. Then we'll see where the scrubs really are.

+1. Brady is a lot like Kerry Collins during his Raiders years, except with less talent around him. Expect 20 TD's max and 20 INT's and a 4-12 record this year.

Brady like Kerry Collins

EternalChampion is a troll. He posts fake crap to get Pats fans riled up.

Rob0729 · Aug 11, 2012

NinjaZX6R said:
Coples looked good as Jones?

Wut?

I love how Jets fans who didn't watch the Pats/Saints game say this. Yes, Coples against the 2s and 3s looked as good as Jones did against the 1s. Coples had one good play against the ones and Jones had about 7 or 8.

BSR · Aug 11, 2012

Rob0729 said:
I love how Jets fans who didn't watch the Pats/Saints game say this. Yes, Coples against the 2s and 3s looked as good as Jones did against the 1s. Coples had one good play against the ones and Jones had about 7 or 8.

To be fair, its a small sample size very early for both players. What we saw the last few days means very little for either player. At least that is what I am thinking so as to temper my own expectations.

Kontradiction · Aug 11, 2012

BSR said:
To be fair, its a small sample size very early for both players. What we saw the last few days means very little for either player. At least that is what I am thinking so as to temper my own expectations.

Everyone should do that. Because, God forbid, if Jones has a bad game, he's going to go from being the next great pass rusher to an epic bust in one week. That's the way preseason is around here.

BTTA · Aug 11, 2012

The McElroy era begins for the Jets!

From National Football Post:

Sanchez, Tebow don't exactly light it up | National Football Post

The preseason debuts of Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow for 2012 weren't exactly awe-inspiring performances...

...Greg McElroy, the Jets' third-string quarterback, hit on 4 of 6 passes, but his throws were good for 49 yards on the night.

Salva135 · Aug 11, 2012

Triumph said:
I like Sar.

Most of what he says is true.

Except for this beauty:

Don't forget your talking to the biggest Chad Pennington hater and Vinny Testaverde hater alive, so I know a thing or two about lousy Jets quarterbacks.

I'm a huge Sanchez fan. He has all the tools, all the abilities. He's being undermined by a defensive buffoon in a head coaching costume who's chasing a strategy that doesn't work behind a Swiss-cheese line and two guys who can't carry the rock. It's a miracle he survived last season. Some of those hits he took would have knocked Peyton Manning or Tom Brady out for their careers. We were never supposed to win it on offense, therefore we aren't getting the roster support on that side of the ball.

Swap Tom Brady and Mark Sanchez last year, Brady's 8-8 and Sanchez is in the Super Bowl. Swap Eli Manning and Mark Sanchez last year, Eli's being falsely accused by people like you and Mark's wearing a chunky ring.

We are a "Win On Defense and Ground & Pound" team and one of those areas is in big trouble. We have no running backs, a shoddy OL, no WR's, a TE that can't get open, and a great quarterback who's stuck with this mess. It figures. We wait 40 years for someone as good as Joe Namath and when he shows up he gets no Lincoln Continental; he gets a Hyundai Elantra.

SAR I

Deus Irae · Aug 11, 2012

Salva135 said:
Except for this beauty:

He overrates Sanchez, which probably puts him in the majority of football fans. Outside of that, he generally comes across as semi-reasonable (a huge edge over most Jets fans) and serves as a counterweight to clowns like Ray Ray and SG3.

Raymond · Aug 11, 2012

Triumph said:
I like Sar.

Most of what he says is true.

I'll stop in there occasionally, just to see his admitted resignation to forever be mired in mediocrity.

These are some quips of his just from the thread complaining about the new dreadful unis.

Uniforms On Actual Gameday = Gross - Jets Insider.com Forums

I can't stop staring at the backwards Nike swoosh on the right sleeve.

The 'sweaty' look makes it look like the team is actually trying hard.

These are the most talented uniforms in the last 30 years.

My daughter said: "Why does the stomach of their jersey look like the doorway to a dog house?"

My wife said: "Why are they so sweaty if it's only 72 degrees in Cincinnati?"

The pfail pouch is brutal, but the sweatquator is even worse.

Deus Irae · Aug 11, 2012

What happened in this thread:

Post game thoughts - Jets/Bengals - Jets Insider.com Forums

sums up the problem with JI, I think.

Ray Ray drops the "F" bomb, among other things, on SAR, and the Mod ends up banning SAR.

It's as if the Jets' incompetence has a 1:1 ratio to the Jet Boards' incompetence.

Brady_to_Moss · Aug 11, 2012

first post he says sanchez looked strong and confident...LOL

That O has nothing strong or confident about it

Rob0729 · Aug 11, 2012

Looks like the Jets' WR is so stacked that ESPN New York is expecting stud WR Chaz Schilens to not make the 53 man roster. If you listen to the "experts" on Jets Insider, he is better than any WR the Pats have on the roster other than Welker. Damn I hope the Pats can pick him up if he cut so he can replace that bum Lloyd.

ESPN New York doesn't project WR Chaz Schilens to crack the Jets' 53-man roster.

Schilens provides veteran depth for a receiver corps severely lacking in it, but was rarely dynamic in four injury-plagued years with the Raiders despite being billed as a big-play threat. For what it's worth, coach Rex Ryan said Schilens "jumped out" at him early in camp.

Chaz Schilens - New York Jets - 2012 Player Profile - Rotoworld.com

Big-T · Aug 11, 2012

The irony in this quote from RayRay:

Fans like you dumb down a fan base, and you ruin the experience for real fans.

PatriotReign · Aug 11, 2012

Most Jets fans are pretty bad but Rah Rah has to be the worst offender of the bunch.

Silver Blue&Red · Aug 11, 2012

S-A-R- I (sorry) > sack of $h!T

Silver Blue&Red · Aug 11, 2012

Deus Irae said:
What happened in this thread:

Post game thoughts - Jets/Bengals - Jets Insider.com Forums

sums up the problem with JI, I think.

Ray Ray drops the "F" bomb, among other things, on SAR, and the Mod ends up banning SAR.

It's as if the Jets' incompetence has a 1:1 ratio to the Jet Boards' incompetence.

That is just a depressing life. Being a Jest fan: Dealing with and trying to justify the team, fighting amongst the players, fighting amongst the fans. But the coup de gra, getting banned by your own forum :bricks:.... Life is good in Foxboro land :singing:

AbortionClinic · Aug 11, 2012

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