The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

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  1. jmt57

    jmt57 Moderator Staff Member Supporter

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  2. PatriotReign

    PatriotReign Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    Jets Suck! :D
  3. ivanvamp

    ivanvamp In the Starting Line-Up

    You mean it's now 2012 and the Jets *still* suck?

  4. Haley

    Haley In the Starting Line-Up

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    It is going to be hard to beat on them this year. It is a little bit like kicking a sick puppy in the side. ....a drunk-driving, bright green, foul-mouthed, self-entitled puppy with a fireman hat that is!

    Nevermind, jets suck!!!! :rocker:
  5. Banjo

    Banjo Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    Rex Ryan is an intelligent and handsome individual
  6. Halifax_Pats_Fan

    Halifax_Pats_Fan In the Starting Line-Up

    I never got these threads but I guess it's like Alpine, you got to live here to get it...well not really anymore.

    Anyways, never quite got it. Now their fans and esp. their media, they are a bunch of kuckleheads....
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  7. patsderoer

    patsderoer On the Game Day Roster

    They suck even more that they ever sucked before, if you can comprehend that. They just extended a mediocre QB, and their starter at RT next year is one of the worst OT in the league. No end in sight for their suckiness.

    SONS_OF_BELICHICK Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Per Sexy Rexie.. I guarantee ...the JETS will SUX ..

  9. Deus Irae

    Deus Irae Retired Jersey Club Supporter

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    Too soon! We make the switch in training camp (start date of the 2011 thread was 8/8). Man, this sucks. It's as if this thread is a Jet.
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  10. NEGoldenAge

    NEGoldenAge Banned

    A team with serious locker room issues taht is in cap hell and coming off an 8-8 season probably isn't worth a thread this year.
  11. PatsWickedPissah

    PatsWickedPissah Supporter Supporter

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    Back in March 2011 the vaunted Jests were coming off their 2nd AFCCG appearance and failure. Bouyed by their fluke upset of the perennial AFCE Champion Patriots, Jests bragadaccio was at full volume with loud guarantees of SB victory.

    But every moment since that dark day in January 2011 was a downer for the Jests and their fans. Lost both home and away games to the Patriots and then failed in their goal to qualify for the playoffs, a goal that 12 other teams achieved. Epic Fail for the SB bound New Yawkiz.

    Best of all, in 2012 locker room dissension broke out all over with first one then multiple players trashing the QB, the management and each other. But nothing hinders Jest hubris. Publicly announcing they wanted Peyton Manning, the franchise showed their lack of faith in the erratic, deteriorating Sanchize. Then their hopes were once again dashed, thrown in their ugly faces as PM stated the Jets were not a contender for his services. In true Jest fashion they then added $ to the Sanchize making the upcoming divorce ever more painfull.

    As 2012 moves forward the lack of FA signings and team improvement make the Jesters likely to fall from 2nd place. Their only ray of hope is the astoundingly inept Miami franchise, unable to secure a QB and headed for the Bills traditional last place. Jets in 3rd in 2012.
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  12. randomk1

    randomk1 In the Starting Line-Up

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    This is gonna be fattys,tannenbaums,little marky's last season after a losing record.

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  13. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Supporter Supporter

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    I'm not ready for a new year of Jets suckitude. I am still savoring the last year of Jets suckitude.

    Granted the 2012 version of the Jets are gearing up to be even more sucky than the 2011 version.
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2012
  14. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe Supporter Supporter

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    Judging by the previews, the coming season of Green Beans suckage promises to be a veritable laff riot! :rocker:
  15. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe Supporter Supporter

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    Excellent thumbnail, PWP. Another interesting point is their unwavering dedication to continued futility on offense by hiring Tony Sparano as offensive coordinator. Much more to come!
  16. jlu52

    jlu52 Supporter Supporter

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    As much as they look like their sucktitude will reach new heights, or lows depending upon your perspective, they can never suck enough, as far as I'm concerned. I am eagerly awaiting the Tanny, RexLax, and Sanchise departures, as well as anything else that can properly illustrate their overall suckiness. They just cannot ever suck enough to please me.
  17. Joker

    Joker Supporter Supporter

    "welp...another season ,Clem...

    yup, Jed..another season...and we suck again...sigh.."

  18. robbomango

    robbomango In the Starting Line-Up

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    Here's a gif of a Lloyd, Clownmartie encounter, something to look foreword to in 2012:D


    Check out Clownmartie looking for a flag after Lloyd denied him of a mugging
  19. Bravo777

    Bravo777 In the Starting Line-Up

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    Rex Ryan can't wait for training camp to start. So many feet to be rubbed!
  20. ausbacker

    ausbacker Brady > Manning. Supporter

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    Today, is the day, that Christmas and every other worldly holidays rolled into one. Today is the official launch of Jets 2012 "The Suckage". Brilliant.
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